I.make.weird.definitions's definitions

School

A mentally and physically straining torture chamber that resembles a prison.

Jessica: What’s that prison looking place over there?

Rebecca: Oh, That? It’s school.

by I.make.weird.definitions January 23, 2019

Brexit

Just one whole god damn mess.

If y’all don’t know what brexit is then lucky you.

by I.make.weird.definitions April 26, 2019

Wtf

Of course there is only one known definition of the phrase Wtf and that, of course is Wilbur, that frigg-nugget.

Ellie: OMG WTF!

Jessica: Who’s Wilbur?

by I.make.weird.definitions January 23, 2019

Ellie McDermott

A weird ass wilted piece of lettuce who is probs bisexual and likes being annoying and sending reaction pics to our gc “WHERE WE SPILL THE TEA ☕️“

Rebecca: That hoe won’t stop sending reaction pics

Jessica: Oh, you must be talking about Ellie McDermott

by I.make.weird.definitions January 22, 2019

Gay Shit

There is only one true definition,

The gay shit is me.

by I.make.weird.definitions April 26, 2019

Cantanta

Cantanta is a singing group that I am forced to go to by my mum

Ellie: You doing anything later?

Rebecca: Yeah, I’m going to Cantanta.

by I.make.weird.definitions January 23, 2019

Lmao

It usually means Laughing My Ass Off but if your a depressed little child like me then maybe for you it will mean, Laughing My Anxiety Off

Rebecca: Haha, lmao.

Jessica: *confused* so are you laughing, or just depressed?

by I.make.weird.definitions January 22, 2019