buttsquatch
A buttsquatch, a descriptive word for anything you need to call a buttsquatch. If buttsquatch applies to something then it is a buttsquatch.
buttsquatch by anonymous March 8, 2024
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Buttscratcher
Peter: Buttscratcher?
Lois: No, Peter.
Peter: mmmmmButtscratcher?!?
Lois: No.
Peter: Buttscratcher?!?
Lois: NO PETER!
Peter: (dissapointed tone) buttscratcher.
Lois: No, Peter.
Peter: mmmmmButtscratcher?!?
Lois: No.
Peter: Buttscratcher?!?
Lois: NO PETER!
Peter: (dissapointed tone) buttscratcher.
Buttscratcher by MacGruber899 January 9, 2009
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Buttscratcher
A long wooden stick with a point on the end for people to scratch their butts. Similar to the backscratcher. Peter Griffin from Family Guy sold Buttscratchers at sporting events to pay for Chris's tuition in "No Chris Left Behind".
Peter usually holds one up and says to the crowd "Buttscratcher?" Usually someone answers back saying "Buttscratcher!"
Very funny to say in real life. Never gets old. Ever.
Peter usually holds one up and says to the crowd "Buttscratcher?" Usually someone answers back saying "Buttscratcher!"
Very funny to say in real life. Never gets old. Ever.
Peter: Buttscratcher? Buttscratcher? Get your Buttscratchers here! Buttscratcher?
Man: Buttscratcher!
Peter: Buttscratcher!
Man (hands peter money) Buttscratcher.
Peter: (hands man buttscratcher) mmmButtscratcher.
Man 2: Buttscratcher?
Peter: Buttscrather!
Man: Buttscratcher!
Peter: Buttscratcher!
Man (hands peter money) Buttscratcher.
Peter: (hands man buttscratcher) mmmButtscratcher.
Man 2: Buttscratcher?
Peter: Buttscrather!
Buttscratcher by Chris000 January 17, 2008
Buttscratcher
The term originally coined by Family Guy's Peter Griffin now has a cult following at UK music festivals such as Glastonbury, Latitude, Leeds and Reading. A festival-goer will shout "Buttscratcher!!!" at the top of his or her voice, and this will be met by replies of "Buttscratcher" from anyone who hears it, and who understands the tradition. The practise helps to build a sense of community at festivals.
Buttscratcher by alllaaannnn July 19, 2011
Buttscratcher
1) Any device used for scratching the area between the buttocks; usually not one's own hands.
2) A very ill-mannered, gross person (who probably scratches his or her butt with his or her bare hands).
3) The sort of fart that audibly rumbles, sounding like several sounds in rapid succession as opposed to just one.
2) A very ill-mannered, gross person (who probably scratches his or her butt with his or her bare hands).
3) The sort of fart that audibly rumbles, sounding like several sounds in rapid succession as opposed to just one.
1) I keep a fork handy by my toilet, though most people don't realize it's a buttscratcher.
2) I love you Sapphire, but do you have to be such a buttscratcher?
3) Chunky peanut butter always gives me buttscratchers!
2) I love you Sapphire, but do you have to be such a buttscratcher?
3) Chunky peanut butter always gives me buttscratchers!
Buttscratcher by Bahmo May 28, 2019
Buttsnatch
Buttsnatch by Huncha FTW February 13, 2009
Batsquatch
Batsquatch by glearny April 13, 2010
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