buttsquatch

A buttsquatch, a descriptive word for anything you need to call a buttsquatch. If buttsquatch applies to something then it is a buttsquatch.

Day in the life of a buttsquatch… I take my kids to school.

by anonymous March 8, 2024

Buttscratcher

Little devices used to scratch your butt, sold by Peter Griffin at sporting events.

Peter: Buttscratcher?
Lois: No, Peter.
Peter: mmmmmButtscratcher?!?
Lois: No.
Peter: Buttscratcher?!?
Lois: NO PETER!
Peter: (dissapointed tone) buttscratcher.

by MacGruber899 January 9, 2009

Buttscratcher

A long wooden stick with a point on the end for people to scratch their butts. Similar to the backscratcher. Peter Griffin from Family Guy sold Buttscratchers at sporting events to pay for Chris's tuition in "No Chris Left Behind".
Peter usually holds one up and says to the crowd "Buttscratcher?" Usually someone answers back saying "Buttscratcher!"

Very funny to say in real life. Never gets old. Ever.

Peter: Buttscratcher? Buttscratcher? Get your Buttscratchers here! Buttscratcher?

Man: Buttscratcher!

Peter: Buttscratcher!

Man (hands peter money) Buttscratcher.

Peter: (hands man buttscratcher) mmmButtscratcher.

Man 2: Buttscratcher?

Peter: Buttscrather!

by Chris000 January 17, 2008

Buttscratcher

The term originally coined by Family Guy's Peter Griffin now has a cult following at UK music festivals such as Glastonbury, Latitude, Leeds and Reading. A festival-goer will shout "Buttscratcher!!!" at the top of his or her voice, and this will be met by replies of "Buttscratcher" from anyone who hears it, and who understands the tradition. The practise helps to build a sense of community at festivals.

Man: "Buttscratcher???!"
3 others: "Buttscratcher!!!!!"

by alllaaannnn July 19, 2011

Buttscratcher

1) Any device used for scratching the area between the buttocks; usually not one's own hands.
2) A very ill-mannered, gross person (who probably scratches his or her butt with his or her bare hands).
3) The sort of fart that audibly rumbles, sounding like several sounds in rapid succession as opposed to just one.

1) I keep a fork handy by my toilet, though most people don't realize it's a buttscratcher.
2) I love you Sapphire, but do you have to be such a buttscratcher?
3) Chunky peanut butter always gives me buttscratchers!

by Bahmo May 28, 2019

Buttsnatch

another word for a female ass but only used to describe when it is really nice.

I was doing my girlfriend in her buttsnatch last night.

by Huncha FTW February 13, 2009

Batsquatch

A 9 foot tall primate with wings. Scared? You should be.

"Dude, why weren't you at work yesterday?"

"Fucking batsquatch ate my car again"

by glearny April 13, 2010