butthamper

The hamper whither the jellyfinger did rest.

'david jellyfingered my butthamper twice. I loved it'

by Chris-Piano May 22, 2006

buttpumperstein

Ben Shapiros real last name. Common nickname for people who wear small hats who love sodomizing one another and partaking in soup kitchens/ dumpster pumps with dirty mike and the boys.

Did you hear Ben Buttpumperstein over there did a soup kitchen dumpster pump with toe rogan & Alex Jones?
.. yeah I did.
Are you sure?
.. I’m not only sure, They’re HIV positive.

by TP4MyBunghole June 13, 2019

Buttrammer

A Homosexual who likes to take it in the anus. Can be used as a funny insult to your friends.

"Go away you Buttrammer!"
"Dude, that guy over there is a buttrammer"

by Garcia, Frank May 7, 2007

Butthammed

Drunk beyond belief. Butt Fucked Up.

Chris: Dude I woke up naked, backwards on the toilet this morning
Dave: You were Butthammed last night

by OGMet March 13, 2010

Butthanger

The ultimate insult, most commonly targeted at an annoying sibling or tradesman that comes to your house to do his job. There is no comeback to this, you automatically lose.

J: A can you do my makeup for my New Years party.
R: no she will mess it up remember what happened last time?
A: R you are such a butthanger.
R: :o

by JobeOneKenobi December 31, 2022

butthumper

Immune to the laws of physics and incapable of independent activity, the butthumper finds your rear bumper on an open stretch of highway, and stays there. The asshole may be using you as a shield against radar, or as a fuel-mileage aid, but usually he/she is talking on the phone and relying on you to scan the road for them.

Ten lanes of superhighway to drive on and this jerk has to tailgate me. What a butthumper.

by bullshark April 1, 2008

buttnapper

A buttnapper is one who rest his/her head on another person's butt, intentionally or otherwise.

"Chris, did you just lay your head back onto Jon's butt?"
"Noo..."
"You buttnapper!"

by tamagon400 May 19, 2010