jellyfinger

To wobble one's finger savagely in close proximity to another's 'butthamper'

'I jellyfingered your butthamper'
'...no you didn't'

by Chris-Piano May 22, 2006

Dr. Jellyfingers

Dr. Jellyfingers is more myth than man. He single-handedly floats the GC Caseys with the vast amount of old crow whiskey he purchases and then snorts. He enjoys building shit out of pallets and has probably slept with your sister. His K/D is higher than yours.

If you're reading this, Dr. Jellyfingers is probably your father.

by Randon5 May 25, 2016