Butthanger

The ultimate insult, most commonly targeted at an annoying sibling or tradesman that comes to your house to do his job. There is no comeback to this, you automatically lose.

J: A can you do my makeup for my New Years party.
R: no she will mess it up remember what happened last time?
A: R you are such a butthanger.
R: :o

by JobeOneKenobi December 31, 2022

butthanger

A dried-up piece of poo, that always get's stuck to your anus. Normally used to describe someone, who annoys you and/or follow you around.

Your such a butthanger.
Butthanger!
Your annoying just like a butthanger.

by MeowScratch July 10, 2014

Buttfingers

someone who scratches their ass and then their fingers smell like shit

my husband has buttfingers after he scratches his ass

by yourcrazy April 25, 2006

buttmonger

Insult or derogatory term.

That buttmonger stole my purse!

by notabuttmonger November 29, 2004

buttwager

The last zombie in CoDWaW Nazi Zombies,when everyone wants toget weapons before the next game.

"Dude,keep a Buttwager alive, I need to get the random box."

by CrotchOtter February 14, 2009

Butthunger

(butt-hunger)- n - An urge, craving, or hunger for an object of sufficient girth and mass to be consumed/swallowed by one's anus.

It had been hours since Mike and Sean had seen each other and both were suffering from a horrific cases of man-lust and butthunger.

by Kilo Jonez March 25, 2009

butthogger

One who has an unhealthy fascination with butts or butt-related paraphernalia

Todd's tendency to stare at people's asses showed that he was a real butthogger.

by CanisMinor November 5, 2013