the dried remains of a previous nights anal passion on the body. I.E. dried faeces, blood and other bodily remains.
'I woke up to find a grimsby salad in my calvins'
To snort a substance, usually cocaine from around the anus.
'Im gurna reemcayke you reeeel goood beeetch'
as well as a rejection, simply an occurence that is unpredicted or unpleasant. Can be elaborated into any form of animal protein based produce.
'you just hit on that hairy girl, how'd it go' 'i took complete meats' or
'meats i just missed the goal from 2ft away'
'or im feeling meaty'
'have a beefy drink'
The hamper whither the jellyfinger did rest.
'david jellyfingered my butthamper twice. I loved it'
To wobble one's finger savagely in close proximity to another's 'butthamper'
'I jellyfingered your butthamper'
'...no you didn't'
obscure or insignificant.
'do you know jimmy fro the HR dept?' 'nope hes totally rel.'
a strong negative response.
'you've oot got a penis'