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butthumper 

Immune to the laws of physics and incapable of independent activity, the butthumper finds your rear bumper on an open stretch of highway, and stays there. The asshole may be using you as a shield against radar, or as a fuel-mileage aid, but usually he/she is talking on the phone and relying on you to scan the road for them.
Ten lanes of superhighway to drive on and this jerk has to tailgate me. What a butthumper.
butthumper by bullshark April 1, 2008
Words you can keep

Butthumper 

a person who uses there butt to hump the grass
phillip butthumped the grass to get the shit of his ass he is a butthumper
Butthumper by hames666 August 16, 2019

butthumper 

Butthumper is a good term to call a homosexual man, who likes to take it in the end, who is being an asshole!
Kyle, you are butthumper, douche bag!
butthumper by Maria Peters October 3, 2007

butthumper 

Butthumper, someone who is a homosexual faggot, and likes to take it in the end. Also someone who walks with their butt sticking in the air!
Garrick, you are a butthumper.
butthumper by Maria Peters October 2, 2007

buttpumperstein 

Ben Shapiros real last name. Common nickname for people who wear small hats who love sodomizing one another and partaking in soup kitchens/ dumpster pumps with dirty mike and the boys.
Did you hear Ben Buttpumperstein over there did a soup kitchen dumpster pump with toe rogan & Alex Jones?
.. yeah I did.
Are you sure?
.. I’m not only sure, They’re HIV positive.

Butthunger 

(butt-hunger)- n - An urge, craving, or hunger for an object of sufficient girth and mass to be consumed/swallowed by one's anus.
It had been hours since Mike and Sean had seen each other and both were suffering from a horrific cases of man-lust and butthunger.
Butthunger by Kilo Jonez March 25, 2009

butthump 

To unlock a door with a magnetic card lock, without first removing the card from your wallet, or the wallet from your back pocket.
Nobody was around, and I was in a hurry, so I just butthumped the server room door open.
butthump by vertigo23 April 19, 2009
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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