Noun - a person who exposes their buttcrack in public, likes to steal stuff off porches to support their crack and meth habits, a does it in a cool climate during the cold months.

Verb - The talented act of inserting crystal meth into your buttcrack to make it cold.

Noun - That hater Carol was such a buttcrack Coolidge for stealing my Christmas decorations.

Verb - Give that ice a buttcrack Coolidge so the haters can get a fresh tasting jail burrito.

buttcrack coolidge by Grand Firctionary March 30, 2017

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Buttcrack of dawn

Very very early in the morning, right before the crack of dawn.

God I'm tired, that damned dog woke me up at the buttcrack of dawn

Buttcrack of dawn by Blake November 11, 2002

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bittersick

when something is sick and wrong, even gruesome, but yet somehow still enthralling. One can’t condone or perhaps even accept what one is seeing, but one can’t look away either. Jackass, a public hanging, a NASCAR crash, two girls 1 cup, instant replays of a football injury, much of reality TV.

Dude, that was a bittersick sack LT laid on the Skins quarterback last night! Did you see it? The bone was sticking out of his leg. And they showed the replay over and over. Bittersick.

What that guy ate on Fear Factor last night, that shit was bittersick.

bittersick by JakeinthedirtyD February 1, 2009

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