butternubbs

Someone who is unbelievably fat, and has skin so greasy that it shines.

Carl- "Hey, Butternubbs. How you doing today?"
Butternubbs- "I only had 12 heart attacks today!"

by crusty carl May 28, 2016

Butternub

An insult about a person who is acting really annoying or stupid.

"Stop being such a butternub and give me my phone back!"
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"They are always acting like butternubs in that class."

by tffny March 13, 2012

buttertubbing

The act of dipping ones penis in the tub of butter for lubrication during the act of male to male intercourse

I was scarred for life when i walked in to see jay n his good buddy Corey buttertubbing right before they slipped it in..

by misterT June 3, 2014

butternuts

an outcry of displeasure uttered by a gay man or just a very feminine man

gay man drops a plate and then says "Oh butternuts"

by Anonymous July 29, 2003

chuckie butternuts

A woman inserts a candlestick into a man's butt and lights it. She next sings happy birthday like Marilyn Monroe. Finally, she extinguishes the flame by urinating on it while making fire engine sounds.

To celebrate his birthday, Travis's wife have him a Chuckie butternuts.

by Tbone! June 8, 2016

butterchubbs

A short, pudgy person. the term is used to crush that fat fu*k's ego by validly pointing out that she has dehumanized herself by her relentless consumption.

{looking sternly at the BBQ sauce smeared face of your lazy ass wife} "Easy there butterchubbs! Why don't you take it easy on those pulled pork sandwiches! Why don't you get off your huge dumper and get a job!" "Why the fu*k did I knock you up?!#$%"

by dirTsamoan July 1, 2003

chuckie butternuts

A woman inserts a large candlestick into a man's butt and lights it. She then sings happy birthday like Marilyn Monroe. After the song, she extinguishes the flame by urinating on it while making fire truck sounds.

To celebrate his birthday , Travis's wife have him a Chuckie Butternuts.

by Tbone! June 8, 2016