dirTsamoan's definitions

plop raider

Those sick fucks that frequent public restrooms in search of unflushed toilets. These broken degenerates feel sick pleasure by the sight of the aftermath of digestion.

There goes Andrew again! Whatta plop raider! Like a fucking Indiana Jones of shit!

by dirTsamoan July 8, 2003

holy roller

a religious person, usually white and from orange county. listens to christian rock on the TBN

by dirTsamoan July 7, 2003

power pootie

A pootie tang so well seasoned that you cannot satisfy it through conventional means. Generally, the wise and prepare male will enter the heart of darkness with a pair of asbestos gloves and two bare wires plugged in a wall socket.

Damn! Jessica has a rabbit, a walrus, and a double dong by her nightstand! That's some power pootie!

by dirTsamoan July 3, 2003

dumpster

Also see "Dumpan" Favorite utterance is: "duh, I don't know~"

Whatta dumpster!

by dirTsamoan July 3, 2003

father's day

Depending on your race/socio-economic class, its a day in June which can be a source of rejoicing or sorrow or confusion.

Special days are to celebrate what is, not what isn't! So take that stupid smile off your face you fockin' bastard! Yo mama' shouldn't have been such a bitch, otherwise she might have been able to baby-trap that sucker!

by dirTsamoan July 2, 2003

butterchubbs

A short, pudgy person. the term is used to crush that fat fu*k's ego by validly pointing out that she has dehumanized herself by her relentless consumption.

{looking sternly at the BBQ sauce smeared face of your lazy ass wife} "Easy there butterchubbs! Why don't you take it easy on those pulled pork sandwiches! Why don't you get off your huge dumper and get a job!" "Why the fu*k did I knock you up?!#$%"

by dirTsamoan July 1, 2003

chubbster

Sal's fat fockin' girlfriend that's shaped like an potato! Let's only hope he's shootin' blanks!

Let's all pray for Sal, so that he might salvage some dignity and kick that leaf blower to the fockin' curb!

by dirTsamoan July 1, 2003