dirTsamoan's definitions

jizz trap

A term referring to a woman, either by questionable morals or intelligence, has allowed herself to be the willing recipient of a long history of creampies, to such excess that she dehumanizes herself to the point of becoming a mere sperm receptacle.

That stupid jizz trap gave me the clap!

by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003

perfect crime

A crime which has no recourse against the perpetrator, however it is certainly not a victimless crime. It's virtue comes from the victim's inability to provide coherent testimony.

GHB and a Nixon mask, ahh the perfect crime! Good Luck testifying cupcake!

by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003

Meat Curtains

That extra cooter skin that looks kinda like a pastrami sandwich. Either she's one of those unfortunates born like this, or she's seen the business end of the ramrod one too many times and blew her o-ring.

Damn Suzie! Your pootie-tang is so tore up, yo' meat curtains look like a freakin' gyro sandwich!

by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003

get some!

While fucking a TJ whore missionary style, amongst the backdrop of accordion-heavy folk music and squeaking bed springs, at the point of climax, you squeeze her arms very hard and give a piercing stare into her eyes and yell "get some!" Since the whore does not understand english, she fails to understand the humor nor the prurient value, leaving her both frightened and confused. A deeply satisfying experience.

Uh! GET SOME! *squirt*

by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003

Judas

Someone who sells out his homies by invariably living selfishy. Tends to knock up broke ass mexi-hoes that are shaped like a potato. Usually the loser older brother of an Italian family with "Fredo syndrome"

Damn! Sally from the Vally pulled a Judas on me again! Guess he gotta feed that chubster hoe of his again!

by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003

butterchubbs

A short, pudgy person. the term is used to crush that fat fu*k's ego by validly pointing out that she has dehumanized herself by her relentless consumption.

{looking sternly at the BBQ sauce smeared face of your lazy ass wife} "Easy there butterchubbs! Why don't you take it easy on those pulled pork sandwiches! Why don't you get off your huge dumper and get a job!" "Why the fu*k did I knock you up?!#$%"

by dirTsamoan July 1, 2003

chubbster

Sal's fat fockin' girlfriend that's shaped like an potato! Let's only hope he's shootin' blanks!

Let's all pray for Sal, so that he might salvage some dignity and kick that leaf blower to the fockin' curb!

by dirTsamoan July 1, 2003