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buttergolem 

1. A facsimile of a real person constructed out of butter.

2. A person so deformed by adipose tissue that they appear to almost be not human.
Joshua "The DragonGuyver" Beane is a prototypical buttergolem.
buttergolem by Kajillion August 3, 2006

Butterboots 

A chick with a hell of a nice body and face, but her boots are Uggs.
She looked real good...but her boots (butterboots)
Butterboots by gap tooth grin February 23, 2010

Butterball Buttfuck

Engaging in anal sex with a butterball (A morbidly obese person) This can result in extreme depression, suicidal thoughts, loss of hearing, sight, and in some extreme cases: losing the ability to feel anything.
Friend 1:Did you hear what craig did?
Friend 2: No what did he do?
Friend 1: He butterball buttfucked Lisa last night!
Friend 2: Ew thats gross man!
Butterball Buttfuck by Jfeldster December 16, 2011

Butterball Naked

After her shower, Katie was butterball naked.
Butterball Naked by Va5oh November 2, 2016

Butterball Effect 

A scientific theory which explains that regularly eating butter, even a small pat, will eventually turn you into a fat butterball.
At the 10 year High School Reunion.....

Gerard: Hey check out Sylvia, she's a total hefer! She used to be hot, what happened?

Chuck: Dude, It's called the Butterball Effect, all those empty fat calories have wreaked their damnable havoc on her once fine physique.

Gerard: Say what now?
Butterball Effect by Mr. Softey January 25, 2009

ButterBoyfriend

A girl who is vile in every way, aside from her great taste in men. This man is the only good thing her life but she even drove him away after not allowing him to leave for two years. She abused him so much he now need therapy and she's too much of a bitch to care. She may blame him for everything, put him and everyone else down but that's because she's angry at herself for now being single forever. May be in denial that she was just a "practice girl" and "hannat." May never realize why no one wants to date her and was never loved.
Hannah's a total butterboyfriend. Everything about her is shitty, but her amazing (ex) boyfriend who could finally escape and be with the girl who was the woman of his dreams all along.