A chick with a hell of a nice body and face, but her boots are Uggs.
She looked real good...but her boots (butterboots)
when a communication breach occurs during an IM (instant messaging) conversation, resulting either in silence, or a string of misdirected and often passive aggressive replies.
Joe235: i really like dick
Jane52: that came out of nowhere
Joe235: what do you mean? i decided the other night
Jane52: to each his own
Joe235: wait...what? you don't like him? but...you introduced us
Jane52: ahhh right, my buddy richard...this has all been a big IMisunderstanding
Buy a
IMisunderstanding
mug!
One who follows religiously, but does not participate in "jam sessions" performed by "jam bands." These individuals are often adorned in tie-dyed apparel, hemp accessories, and Birkenstock sandals. The vernacular of such individuals involves such words as "yeah" and "man." Those who are most immersed in "the scene" may have a deep and passionate appreciation for crystals.
BYSTANDER #1: Do you smell a mix of patchouli and trust funds?
BYSTANDER #2: Yeah...a group of jam bandits just passed us. They've apparently been following Yonder Mountain String Band around the country for the last 3 years.
The feeling of loss that comes after watching the last available episode of a television show.
"Are you ok?"
"No. I just finished the last episode of Mad Men, and I'm suffering from post season depression...you haven't seen it you wouldn't understand."
Buy a
post season depression
mug!
a question asked of someone when they're telling you something you don't want to hear.
coworker #1: "did you hear we have to have these reports done by this afternoon."
coworker #2: "are you joking me off right now?"
Buy a
are you joking me off
mug!
pulling the collar of your shirt over your nose and mouth to protect from foul odors.
"How bad is it in that Port-o-Potty?"
"You'll need an ass-mask at the very least."
when in an instant message or text conversation, the sender unintentionally screams at the recipient by leaving the capslock on.
capslock + accident = capccident
"NO, I WILL NOT...whoa, capccident...sorry...
no, i will not be able to make it to the show tonight."
