buttergolem 

1. A facsimile of a real person constructed out of butter.

2. A person so deformed by adipose tissue that they appear to almost be not human.

Joshua "The DragonGuyver" Beane is a prototypical buttergolem.

buttergolem by Kajillion August 3, 2006

butter golem

A fat, stout person.

Don't let that lard-ass butter golem push you around

butter golem by Prince Leviticus December 6, 2004

Butterhole 

a individual who tends to stay home and masturbate to comics and the weather channel

Tyler Roberts is such a butterhole

Butterhole by shitbagger696914 September 21, 2009

Butterhole 

Noun.
1. And individual who metaphorically and / or literally butters someone's asshole.
2. A suck up who's fakeness and agenda is masked by her incessant need to make people think she is sweet and innocent.

3. A manipulative bitch.

Even though Cassidy made Ginger cry, everyone still likes her because she is a butterhole that compliments everyone.
Ass bitch annoying fake butterhole liar asshole

Butterhole by Hab0011 August 21, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004