butt-surf
Sliding and rubbing your penis on the crack of a very nice ass, but without actually penetrating it. Usually it preceeds anal sex.
butt-surf by hyeronimous December 25, 2008
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Butt surf
1.To be ignored by someone thought to be a friend when in a group situation. The body language mimics that of a surfer turning on a wave. When approached to offer a greeting, they pause their conversation and turn only to turn back toward the group to continue. The individual has literally turned away from you and offered their butt. 2. To be snubbed by someone 3. To be stood up by a friend 4. Not returning someones call intentionally
I was at the party and I saw Jim talking to his work freinds. I tried to join the conversation and he totally butt surfed me. He acted like he didn't even know me.
Butt surf by Simon sayz November 25, 2013
Related Words
butt surfing • butt-surf • buttsurfer • butthole surfer • Butt • butt pirate • Butt nugget • butt slut • butt-load • BUTT ROCK
butt surfing
Sliding your hard-on up and down inside your (male or female) partner's butt crack, usually gently slapping your lower abdomin and hips against the butt cheeks as you 'surf'.
May involve slipping the tip of the cock into the anus you pass by it on each 'ride'. Butt surfing may, but not necessarily, cumulate in giving your partner a full on ass fucking. Use a condom if you do this.
Works best on a tight, rounded ass.
May involve slipping the tip of the cock into the anus you pass by it on each 'ride'. Butt surfing may, but not necessarily, cumulate in giving your partner a full on ass fucking. Use a condom if you do this.
Works best on a tight, rounded ass.
After a good day at a beach, Brad and I took a shower together. I whipped off his red speedos, lent him against the tiled wall and gave him a good butt surfing.
butt surfing by Surf Bunny May 26, 2008
butt surfer
butt surfer by Demicci D. Dior-Britt November 3, 2007
Butt Surfing
In a locker room, the act of sitting on the bench without a towel. Also a way of marking ones territory to keep others away.
Butt Surfing by Jmaster12 January 28, 2019
butt surfing
When your dog sits down and only uses its front paws to walk which causes it to scoot along the ground on its butt. Usually they do this on carpet, concrete, or any other abrasive surface, sometimes leaving a poo smear. Usually means its time to get their anal glands squeezed.
Reece is butt surfing again. Looks like its time to go to the vet!
My dog butt surfed on the white carpet and now there is a brown streak.
My dog butt surfed on the white carpet and now there is a brown streak.
butt surfing by Reece Griffin November 15, 2007
Butt Surfing
The act of sliding on ones ass across a wet soapy bathroom floor by means of pushing yourself off the wall with your legs in a forceful motion, preferably naked.
Butt Surfing by Big monkey 8 May 9, 2020
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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