buttsurfer
My brother, who is a expert buttsurfer, performed anal sex with his cousin Hal all through the night.
buttsurfer by Ima Feinlen February 7, 2004
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buttsurfer
A member of a clueless freshwater species known as the river kayaker who ventures out of his element and into the lineup thinking he or she can actually surf, with no concern for the hazard posed to real surfers by a huge uncontrollable boat and paddle. Obviously afraid of salt water, as indicated by presence of nose plug, helmet, and life vest.
"Hey, bra, what's up with that buttsurfer crowdin' the lineup? If he likes sitting on his ass so much, shouldn't he stay in his cubicle?"
"Dude, I know, he totally ran me over when he got caught inside on that big set!"
"Dude, I know, he totally ran me over when he got caught inside on that big set!"
buttsurfer by mountainsharkbait May 8, 2009
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Buttsucker
A person that hides inside a toilet waiting for a victim, when someone puts his/her butt on the toilet the buttsucker lunges for his/her butt and sucks all the crap out.
You can't leave the toilet seat when your buttsucked, because the power of the buttsuckers sucking is superb.
Uncomfortable... sometimes
Can also mean loser.
You can't leave the toilet seat when your buttsucked, because the power of the buttsuckers sucking is superb.
Uncomfortable... sometimes
Can also mean loser.
Rick waited inside the the Mexican restaurant's bathroom's toilet for a victim to buttsuck. Rick is a buttsucker.
Buttsucker by HEEEHAW December 8, 2012
butt surfer
butt surfer by Demicci D. Dior-Britt November 3, 2007
Buttmurder
I was so mad at my ho that I buttmurdered her with a kfc spork.
Or
Scott: Awe man I feel like I got buttmurdered last night.
Mark: Sorry bro tequila and cialis don't mix well.
Or
Scott: Awe man I feel like I got buttmurdered last night.
Mark: Sorry bro tequila and cialis don't mix well.
Buttmurder by Marksabol August 24, 2016
Butthuffer
Butthuffer by WTFWJD March 24, 2009
buttsucker
buttsucker by Norm Al January 23, 2018
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A)
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B)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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