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Mitch Buchannon
A man who convinces a woman to enter a seemingly (but not) dangerous body of water for the sole purpose of rescuing her and becoming a hero.
Man: I dare you to walk out into the river.
Woman: It’s too cold! And fast!
Man: Nah, you’ll be fine.
Woman: Are you just trying to Mitch Buchannon me??!
(Two friends talking)
Friend #1: How was the lake?
Friend #2: Great, then shit got real. Had to pull my woman out of the water.
Friend #1: Dude, did you Mitch Buchannon her?!
Friend #2: Fuck yeah I did.
Woman: It’s too cold! And fast!
Man: Nah, you’ll be fine.
Woman: Are you just trying to Mitch Buchannon me??!
(Two friends talking)
Friend #1: How was the lake?
Friend #2: Great, then shit got real. Had to pull my woman out of the water.
Friend #1: Dude, did you Mitch Buchannon her?!
Friend #2: Fuck yeah I did.
Mitch Buchannon by NotTheHoff August 6, 2018
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bushman
A directionless bufoon who cannot determine north or south using the needles of a compass. One stricken with a delusional disorder, believing he or she was born a turd and is therefore trying to relive the experience of birthing from the "CRED" Cycloptic Red Eye of Death seeking solace and maternal comfort. Due to the nature of this infliction, the individual continually enters the wrong cavity, henceforth referred to as Bushman.
No you idiot, you didn't get boofed by the Fuller Brushmeister, you got regally queef greased by the Bushman, aka djPauli (LINY) psk.
marcus bachmann
The biggest closet case in the history of the United States of America. Husband of Michelle Bachmann and a firm believer of the "Pray the Gay Away" Theory. Prances like a fairy when he walks and loves to push his radical Christian beliefs on others in an attempt to hide his obvious homosexuality.
Did you see Marcus Bachmann at the anti Gay rights rally? He pranced across the stage and took a bow before talking!
marcus bachmann by youngbono December 29, 2013
Ruschmann's Law
Named after Henry Ruschmann, the inventor of glitter, stating that if glitter is present, it will inevitably get EVERYWHERE.
Ruschmann's Law by thegnome6631 November 14, 2010
bushman's hanky
The process of clearing ones nose without the assistance of tissues, hankies etc etc
More specifically, clearing ones nose by pushing one nostril down with the index finger and blowing out of opened nostril, subsequently shooting snot straight to the ground. The bushman's hanky must be executed with a fair level of pressure or the snot will end up smeared or 'looped' around the nostril (it may even lodge somewhere on the lower cheek or mouth region) rather than on the ground where it belongs.
More specifically, clearing ones nose by pushing one nostril down with the index finger and blowing out of opened nostril, subsequently shooting snot straight to the ground. The bushman's hanky must be executed with a fair level of pressure or the snot will end up smeared or 'looped' around the nostril (it may even lodge somewhere on the lower cheek or mouth region) rather than on the ground where it belongs.
Person 1: got any tissues bro? i gotta blow my nose
person 2: nah mate, just use the bushman's hanky...
person 1: wtf?
person 2: hold one of your nostrils down and blow that shit staright out.
person 1: pffft, thats fucked!
Person 2: Neck up ya cunt, thats the 'bushman's hanky'
person 2: nah mate, just use the bushman's hanky...
person 1: wtf?
person 2: hold one of your nostrils down and blow that shit staright out.
person 1: pffft, thats fucked!
Person 2: Neck up ya cunt, thats the 'bushman's hanky'
bushman's hanky by curly G, cradle rock February 4, 2007
Bushman of the Kalahari
The term given for one who like to go down and eat out women who have a rather large bush, and enjot it
Bushman of the Kalahari by Jeff Heywood September 2, 2005