Definitions by Cooter

Cooter 

A good looking white boy that I'd often seen drive a large red and white peterbilt wrecker in west Texas .

Cooter is out winching a Schlumberger truck out of the mud again .

Cooter by Cooter July 18, 2018

gooch

the space between your balls and butt hole - can be used to describe someone being and idiot, if needed

"Man, my gooch is burning really badly. That's the last time I do someone a favor. OMG, they can hear me. OMG, I can hear me!! Dahdah dahdah dah!!"
or
"Stop being such a gooch and give me a shot of that."

gooch by Cooter December 28, 2005

tea bagging 

the act of lowering one's balls onto someones face, or into their mouth while they are laying down. Kind of resembles dipping a tea bag into a hot cup of water.

Pohlman's dad was wrestling with Devon and accidentally tea bagged her.

tea bagging by Cooter May 25, 2005

camel toe 

a woman's vagina that shows through her pants because they are on so tight. Also known as "packing yo yo's" and "moose knuckles"

Damn Liz, those size three jeans are really poking your camel toe. . .
Ma'am, could you please come back inside the store - we have reason to believe that you are packing yoyo's. .
I came to the Memphis zoo to see some wildlife, but all I saw was some ghetto moose knuckles!!!

camel toe by Cooter May 24, 2005

pokémon 

The queerest game out there besides yugioh

I fucked charmander.

pokémon by cooter May 13, 2005

bur-head 

a way to desribe a ghetto person's hair

Damn, that bur-head looks like she is too lazy to even steal some relaxer!!!

bur-head by Cooter April 22, 2005

slapjacks 

a woman's breasts; boobs; fun-bags

Her slapjacks were so big that they were hanging out of her top on Daytona Beach!!!!

slapjacks by Cooter April 20, 2005