bUSCHMAN

A drunken fool that gets banned from a website, and then continually whines about it.

Sou you're banned, quit being a buschman
about it

bUSCHMAN by fornicater April 29, 2009

Buschman Blockout 

praeternatural knack for alienating half of the group of people one is with when seated at a sporting event or concert; analogous to cock-blocking other would-be participants in a conversation. Etymology: In 1996, during a St. Louis Cardinals game at Old Busch Stadium, one of the descendants of the Busch family turned 90 degrees, thus shielding four of his fellow Cardinals fans from the conversation among a group of nine. Then, he reversed field, and alienated the other four before alternating sides and frustrating fans of all ages well into extra innings.

Tommy was thrilled with his seats at the Coldplay concert until after the opening act, when Greg turned to talk to Joel and then gave Tommy the Buschman Blockout for the rest of the show.

Buschman Blockout by Deer Carc-ass August 11, 2009

bushman 

A directionless bufoon who cannot determine north or south using the needles of a compass. One stricken with a delusional disorder, believing he or she was born a turd and is therefore trying to relive the experience of birthing from the "CRED" Cycloptic Red Eye of Death seeking solace and maternal comfort. Due to the nature of this infliction, the individual continually enters the wrong cavity, henceforth referred to as Bushman.

No you idiot, you didn't get boofed by the Fuller Brushmeister, you got regally queef greased by the Bushman, aka djPauli (LINY) psk.

bushman by Rono January 22, 2007

bushman's hanky 

The process of clearing ones nose without the assistance of tissues, hankies etc etc
More specifically, clearing ones nose by pushing one nostril down with the index finger and blowing out of opened nostril, subsequently shooting snot straight to the ground. The bushman's hanky must be executed with a fair level of pressure or the snot will end up smeared or 'looped' around the nostril (it may even lodge somewhere on the lower cheek or mouth region) rather than on the ground where it belongs.

Person 1: got any tissues bro? i gotta blow my nose
person 2: nah mate, just use the bushman's hanky...
person 1: wtf?
person 2: hold one of your nostrils down and blow that shit staright out.
person 1: pffft, thats fucked!
Person 2: Neck up ya cunt, thats the 'bushman's hanky'

bushman's hanky by curly G, cradle rock February 4, 2007

Bushman of the Kalahari 

The term given for one who like to go down and eat out women who have a rather large bush, and enjot it

"Yeah, So I hear uncle Jun is Bushman of the Kalahari"

Bushman of the Kalahari by Jeff Heywood September 2, 2005

bushman's blow 

The bushman's blow is the act of evacuating your nasal passages in the absence of suitable catching material. Ie, blowing your nose with no hankerchief or tissue or sleeve.

Steps:

1. Squeeze your nostrils together with thumb and index finger.
2. Roll your fingers one up and one down such that one nostril is opened and angled away from your face, and the other is closed.
3. Tilting your head back.
4. Exhale sharply and forcefully.

Performed correctly the bushman's blow can be propelled several metres. Performed incorrectly the bushman's blow can be propelled several cm down ones face.

I shot the opposite side of my shed with my bushman's blow.

bushman's blow by thehelix March 27, 2006

bushman's pancake 

Eating a pancake by rolling it up and using your hands, without any cutlery.

Tom just ate a bushman's pancake.

bushman's pancake by roberto_au March 12, 2011