To take Viagra in the morning and masturbate till gone supper, regardless of visitors, postal carriers and acquaintances.

A strange Hermit found on the coast of West Cumbria.
"Andrew, how was that Viagra I gave you last night?"
"Honestly Jolo, I had a proper Burper!"

"Hey Martin, have u done a Burper?"
"Nah Jenny I've just been in hiding from The Man aven't I?"
by Jolo williamson January 29, 2016
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1. A person who jerks off a lot.

2. A “jerk-off.”
Guy 1:“Man, that dude flat out pisses me off”

Guy 2: “ahhh don't mind him, he's such a fuckin’ worm burper.”
by Isl-96 April 2, 2022
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An individual that sucks dick. More so one that swallows the ejaculate.
After going down on 10 guys one after another, she was a real sperm burper.
by krunchie December 3, 2003
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A woman who burps after ingesting sperm.
Also a woman who give great head.
She's a great sperm burper,good to the lasy drop!
by bocci May 15, 2005
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"Off my nuts, you sperm-burping ho-bag!"
by Jeff Moore March 12, 2003
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a person who gargles and blows bubbles with semen after several men have ejaculated in that persons mouth
That slapper in that porno last night was a real sperm burper
by mr&mrsspennyboo April 14, 2009
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When ones breath sticks like they have been eating shit or licking arse
brush your teeth you turd burper
by TurdCBS October 20, 2008
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