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To take Viagra in the morning and masturbate till gone supper, regardless of visitors, postal carriers and acquaintances.

A strange Hermit found on the coast of West Cumbria.
"Andrew, how was that Viagra I gave you last night?"
"Honestly Jolo, I had a proper Burper!"

"Hey Martin, have u done a Burper?"
"Nah Jenny I've just been in hiding from The Man aven't I?"
Burper by Jolo williamson October 13, 2016
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Burper Synonymous

Da equivalent of Belchers Anonymous.
Burper Synonymous meetings could be for delicate-natured ladies and anyone else who views da term "belching" as crude or unrefined --- they'd still get served just plain-liquid beverages and receive support/advice regarding how to reduce their involuntary throat-exhalations, but in a quieter and more dignified social atmosphere.
Burper Synonymous by QuacksO October 19, 2025

Worm burper

1. A person who jerks off a lot.

2. A “jerk-off.”
Guy 1:“Man, that dude flat out pisses me off”

Guy 2: “ahhh don't mind him, he's such a fuckin’ worm burper.”
Worm burper by Isl-96 April 1, 2022

Willy the One-Eyed Worm Burper 

A work friendly way of calling someone a dickhead, asshole or piece of shit.
Coworker #1: “I cant stand that fucking dumb ass piece of shit boss we have! He just keeps making fun of everyone and just sits on his ass all day while we work our asses off! How is that fair?!”

Coworker #2: “Wow now! Lets have a little more class than that! We could get fired for swearing up a storm like that! How about from now on we refer to our boss as “Willy the One-Eyed Worm Burper” - surly thats a lot more work appropriate. Also, its sure to make anyone laugh and break the tension in the room!

sperm burper 

An individual that sucks dick. More so one that swallows the ejaculate.
After going down on 10 guys one after another, she was a real sperm burper.
sperm burper by krunchie December 3, 2003

sperm burper 

A woman who burps after ingesting sperm.
Also a woman who give great head.
She's a great sperm burper,good to the lasy drop!
sperm burper by bocci May 17, 2005

sperm-burper

"Off my nuts, you sperm-burping ho-bag!"
sperm-burper by Jeff Moore March 12, 2003
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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