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To take Viagra in the morning and masturbate till gone supper, regardless of visitors, postal carriers and acquaintances.

A strange Hermit found on the coast of West Cumbria.
"Andrew, how was that Viagra I gave you last night?"
"Honestly Jolo, I had a proper Burper!"

"Hey Martin, have u done a Burper?"
"Nah Jenny I've just been in hiding from The Man aven't I?"
Burper by Jolo williamson October 13, 2016
Words you can keep

Burper Synonymous

Da equivalent of Belchers Anonymous.
Burper Synonymous meetings could be for delicate-natured ladies and anyone else who views da term "belching" as crude or unrefined --- they'd still get served just plain-liquid beverages and receive support/advice regarding how to reduce their involuntary throat-exhalations, but in a quieter and more dignified social atmosphere.
Burper Synonymous by QuacksO October 19, 2025

Worm burper

1. A person who jerks off a lot.

2. A “jerk-off.”
Guy 1:“Man, that dude flat out pisses me off”

Guy 2: “ahhh don't mind him, he's such a fuckin’ worm burper.”
Worm burper by Isl-96 April 1, 2022

Willy the One-Eyed Worm Burper 

A work friendly way of calling someone a dickhead, asshole or piece of shit.
Coworker #1: “I cant stand that fucking dumb ass piece of shit boss we have! He just keeps making fun of everyone and just sits on his ass all day while we work our asses off! How is that fair?!”

Coworker #2: “Wow now! Lets have a little more class than that! We could get fired for swearing up a storm like that! How about from now on we refer to our boss as “Willy the One-Eyed Worm Burper” - surly thats a lot more work appropriate. Also, its sure to make anyone laugh and break the tension in the room!

sperm burper 

An individual that sucks dick. More so one that swallows the ejaculate.
After going down on 10 guys one after another, she was a real sperm burper.
sperm burper by krunchie December 3, 2003

sperm burper 

A woman who burps after ingesting sperm.
Also a woman who give great head.
She's a great sperm burper,good to the lasy drop!
sperm burper by bocci May 17, 2005

sperm-burper

"Off my nuts, you sperm-burping ho-bag!"
sperm-burper by Jeff Moore March 12, 2003
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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