Coworker #1: “I cant stand that fucking dumb ass piece of shit boss we have! He just keeps making fun of everyone and just sits on his ass all day while we work our asses off! How is that fair?!”
Coworker #2: “Wow now! Lets have a little more class than that! We could get fired for swearing up a storm like that! How about from now on we refer to our boss as “Willy the One-Eyed Worm Burper” - surly thats a lot more work appropriate. Also, its sure to make anyone laugh and break the tension in the room!
Coworker #2: “Wow now! Lets have a little more class than that! We could get fired for swearing up a storm like that! How about from now on we refer to our boss as “Willy the One-Eyed Worm Burper” - surly thats a lot more work appropriate. Also, its sure to make anyone laugh and break the tension in the room!
by Isl-96 April 06, 2023
Person 1: “I can’t fucking believe these gas prices right now!!”
Person 2: “Well, we got a bunch of mushroom polishers running this country right now!”
Person 2: “Well, we got a bunch of mushroom polishers running this country right now!”
by Isl-96 February 17, 2024
Guy 1:“Man, that dude flat out pisses me off”
Guy 2: “ahhh don't mind him, he's such a fuckin’ worm burper.”
Guy 2: “ahhh don't mind him, he's such a fuckin’ worm burper.”
by Isl-96 April 02, 2022
“Calamari Cocktails should be a regular service at Hooters - you know, some nice lookin 21 year old bartender pours a shot in your foreskin just for another smoke shot decides to rip a shot off your cock. Sounds fucking sweet!”
#SaveTheForeskin!
#SaveTheForeskin!
by Isl-96 February 10, 2023