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Not on Mah Burfday 

An expression said When something bad almost happens, but it is avoided
Dude 1: "That bird almost shit on you!"
Dude 2: "Not on mah burfday!"
A Happy Birthday Celebration with a twist in that the Birthday boy/girl is going out on the town to celebrate with a few drinks.
Meant as a fun way to say Happy Birthday
Happy Burpday.
Congratulations on your Burpday
Burpday by Manxy007 July 27, 2010
One's 21st birthday when they get completely piss drunk and throw up everything that is in their digestive tract including some internal organs. There is the possibility of throwing up to the extent that you end up swimming in your puke. If you don't know how to swim, you will die on your barfday because you will drown in your own stomach acid and partially digested food.
"I just woke up in the hospital after my epic barfday."
barfday by brizzledho May 19, 2009
The date of one's birth.
I be spendin' a fiddy or a c-note on my shorty's berfday jus' fo some 20 inch dubs.
berfday by rapmasta November 4, 2003
A day celebrating the birthday of infamous Black Metal musician/frontman Varg Vikernes of the band Burzum.

Originally derrived from a .GIF of Vikernes waving his arms from side to side with captions reading "EVERYBODY DANCE! IT'S BURZDAY!"
This Burzday, I plan on wearing corpse paint to school and dancing every opportunity I get in the spirit of Black Metal.
Burzday by Watabou December 8, 2009
Why you sleepin wif so many hoes on my birfday?
Birfday by bbw965 June 2, 2010
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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