Buffday

The mixture of a birthday with a strenuous workout.

Prior to consuming tea and crumpets, Claude shot steroids in his ass to prepare for his buffday.

Man: What the hell are you doing?
Claude: Shooting steroids in my ass.
Man: Why?
Claude: Because it's my BUFFDAY!

by Legacy14 August 20, 2010

Buffday

Buffday allows Sunday to stand on business as the true Day of Rest. It eliminates the Sunday Scaries, protexts against the Hide-From-Mondays, and gives everyone the breathing room and space they actually need - so Tuesday can finally just be, well... Tuesday.

"Relax Sunday, we got Buffday."
"Buffday is needed to emotionally uninstall Monday."
"No 7:00AM meetings, no endless emails - just Buffday energy."
"Petition to make Buffday official. Humanidty deserves this. I need this."

by ANSR-Specialist October 7, 2025