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Pronounced to rhyme with "sewage", "newage" is a term used to refer to the spiritual practices of a sizable fraction of the populations of California and New Mexico.
Dude! I like _so_ totally can't attend that anti-capitalist rally in Berkeley until I've like totally balanced the energy flow in my loft, polished my mood crystals, and had my $15 thimbleful of Kopi Luwak coffee.
by rapmasta May 5, 2004
Get the newagemug. Nickname of the central character in Mark Twain's immortal classic "Huckleberry Finn". Despite it's frequent banning by the politically correct through its use of the "n-word", Huck's common sense morality recognizes that there is good in all people regardless of their skin color.
“I do believe he cared just as much for his people as white folks does for their’n.” - Huck, realizing that his black raftmate Jim was just as human as everyone else.
by rapmasta December 29, 2004
Get the Huckmug. A good-looking white girl.
by rapmasta April 28, 2004
Get the babydollmug. Digital Rectal Examination. A procedure in which the examiner's lubricated index finger is inserted into the rectum of a patient in the left lateral decubitus postion. Done in order to check for cancer or hypertrophy of the prostate (in men), metastatic cancer to the rectouterine Pouch of Douglas (in women), and rectocolonic cancer (both sexes).
by rapmasta December 15, 2003
Get the DREmug. A type of coffee whose production requires the gastrointestinal skills of the common palm civet (Paradoxurus hermaphroditus) also known as the lewak. It is indigenous to rainforests from northern India to the Phillipines.
The luwak is frequently seen climbing coffee trees where it eats the coffee cherries. The cat is unable to digest them, so the beans pass through the cat's digestive system unscathed and into its droppings. Coffee plantations on three islands in Indonesia collect the beans from the feces.
Experts say the luwak likes to eat the ripest and reddest coffee beans, which are the best ones for brewing. The cat eats the outer covering of the beans in the same way that de-pulping machines process the beans.
Billed as the most expensive coffee in the world, the price is approxinately $600 per pound for "Kopi Luwak" coffee beans, billed as one of the rarest beverages in the world.
Only 500 lbs (227 kg) of the beans are produced every year.
The luwak is frequently seen climbing coffee trees where it eats the coffee cherries. The cat is unable to digest them, so the beans pass through the cat's digestive system unscathed and into its droppings. Coffee plantations on three islands in Indonesia collect the beans from the feces.
Experts say the luwak likes to eat the ripest and reddest coffee beans, which are the best ones for brewing. The cat eats the outer covering of the beans in the same way that de-pulping machines process the beans.
Billed as the most expensive coffee in the world, the price is approxinately $600 per pound for "Kopi Luwak" coffee beans, billed as one of the rarest beverages in the world.
Only 500 lbs (227 kg) of the beans are produced every year.
Kopi Luwak is "good to the last dropping". It is "earthy and bold" with a "complex" and "gamey" flavour.
by rapmasta May 6, 2004
Get the Kopi Luwakmug. A mythical navy submarine so named because she was always such a pleasure to be in that HQ had no problem getting her out of her slip and filling her with seamen.
by rapmasta April 21, 2004
Get the nymphomug. Porn in such outstanding variety and quantity that you shoot your wad at the very thought of the abundance.
This Thanksgiving I shall enjoy a pornucopia of earth-shattering delight.... ungh-unngghh-unnnnggghhh... ahhhh.
... need to get a mop now.
... need to get a mop now.
by rapmasta December 10, 2003
Get the pornucopiamug.