Sex and the City

A now retired HBO series in syndication that chronicles the life of four single heterosexual women living in New York City who behave like stereotypical single gay men living in New York City.

"Carrie, those Manolo Blahnik shoes are just to DIE for. Now let me tell you about all the guys I'm screwing..."

by rapmasta June 13, 2004

berfday

The date of one's birth.

I be spendin' a fiddy or a c-note on my shorty's berfday jus' fo some 20 inch dubs.

by rapmasta November 04, 2003

gotsta

A Vanilla-Ice-style way of saying "I/you/her/she/we/they" must.

The slowest selling album of all time "Screech gotsta get fonky."

by rapmasta May 25, 2004

HQ

Shortform for "headquarters".

Officer Smith: We've got some new orders from HQ -- we are to proceed with caution to the bank at East and Main.

Officer Jones: 10-4

by rapmasta April 21, 2004

nympho

A mythical navy submarine so named because she was always such a pleasure to be in that HQ had no problem getting her out of her slip and filling her with seamen.

All the sailors stood at attention when Nympho dove in front of them.

by rapmasta April 21, 2004

fonky

A Vanilla-Ice-style way of saying funky.

The slowest selling album of all time is "Screech gotsta get fonky."

by rapmasta May 25, 2004

kaffir

Also spelled 'kafir', kaffir is a highly derogatory Arabic term used to refer to non-Muslims, though it is usually directed less against "People of the Book" (Christians and Jews) and more against others (Hindus, Buddhists, Shintoists, etc).

Separate laws govern Muslims and kaffirs in an Islamic state with kaffirs being viciously suppressed. For example: the blood payment to the family of a murdered Muslim man in Saudi Arabia is 1,000,000 Riyals; the payment to the family of a murdered Hindu woman is 3,333 Riyals.

"Well, kaffir, it's the sword or the knife -- your choice."

"My head or my foreskin? Who needs the religion of my ancestors? I guess you can call me Ali al-Agraba now!"

by rapmasta January 17, 2004