rapmasta's definitions

fonky

A Vanilla-Ice-style way of saying funky.

The slowest selling album of all time is "Screech gotsta get fonky."

by rapmasta May 25, 2004

kaffir

Also spelled 'kafir', kaffir is a highly derogatory Arabic term used to refer to non-Muslims, though it is usually directed less against "People of the Book" (Christians and Jews) and more against others (Hindus, Buddhists, Shintoists, etc).

Separate laws govern Muslims and kaffirs in an Islamic state with kaffirs being viciously suppressed. For example: the blood payment to the family of a murdered Muslim man in Saudi Arabia is 1,000,000 Riyals; the payment to the family of a murdered Hindu woman is 3,333 Riyals.

"Well, kaffir, it's the sword or the knife -- your choice."

"My head or my foreskin? Who needs the religion of my ancestors? I guess you can call me Ali al-Agraba now!"

by rapmasta January 17, 2004

SHB11

Acronym for "Super Hot Babe 11". Refers to a girl so stunning that she rates an 11 on a 10 point scale of beauty.

Check out that model from Perfect 10... she's one SHB11!

by rapmasta December 13, 2006

pornucopia

Porn in such outstanding variety and quantity that you shoot your wad at the very thought of the abundance.

This Thanksgiving I shall enjoy a pornucopia of earth-shattering delight.... ungh-unngghh-unnnnggghhh... ahhhh.

... need to get a mop now.

by rapmasta December 10, 2003

lesbosian

Someone from the Greek island of Lesbos.

Rhodesian, Cretan, Lesbosian... it's all good!

We're sleek, we're Greek -- get used to it!

by rapmasta April 29, 2004

fo sheezy, hematocheezy

A statement of acknowledgement, occurring with or without thoughtful head-nodding, that follows the question "Does this patient have blood mixed in with his stool?" Often overheard at St. Michael's Hospital in Toronto.

Doctor: "All right, everyone. Now that we have ruled out epistaxis and melena, would it be fair to say that the blood mixed in with the stool is in fact hematochezia?"

Hip-Hop Medical student "fo sheezy, hematocheezy."

by rapmasta April 8, 2004

the cat's meow

Archaic 1920s American slang that in various contexts refers to one or more of "excellent", "stylish", or "impressive to the ladies".

Synonymous with the cat's pyjamas and the bees' knees.

George, your zoot suit is quite the cat's meow! Perhaps now you will have a chance of capturing the attention of that flapper Matilda, she of the crimson ankle-baring swimsuit!

by rapmasta June 27, 2004