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Burgeritis 

Inflammation to joints cause by eating too many hamburgers
Dude your knees hurt from too many burgers you must have burgeritis!
Burgeritis by Definition of evil February 28, 2018

Chronic Boneritus 

Masturbating and soon after, achieving another massive erection.
male 1: "Dude! I just jacked off five minutes ago, and i have another boner."

male 2: "Did you check with your doctor, becuase you might have Chronic Boneritus."
Chronic Boneritus by yungdaisy December 31, 2011

boneritus 

You have a boner from something...It won't go down!!!
Your sister gives me such boneritus!
boneritus by Nathan Hulsey November 2, 2006
A disgusting everlasting boil like callas or bunyon on your foot. May leak with an awful smelling oooz along with crusty corns. Looks like herpes. Hurts like your on fucking fire! Bungitus is only cured with amputation. There is no other way out. I mean....unless you take a saw and sand paper to it. But even then...you're fucked bro.
Dude-"Man, i went to the doctor and they said i have bungitus!! Im gonna lose my foot...its gonna be a NUBB! My new nickname will be nubbie!! Im totally screwed!"
Dude 2- "thats gross man. Keep your bungitus to yourself"
Bungitus by jess_is_a_mess December 7, 2016

Butteritus 

A disease which causes the sufferer to sit on the couch all day and eat buttery foods. Butteritus sufferers are usually overweight and lazy, and make any excuse possible not to partake in physical activity. Closely related to acute Cheeto hand syndrome (ACHS.)
I'd go walk the bridge today, but my butteritus is acting up.
Butteritus by DodgerBaby April 13, 2014

buggeritos

A flock of birds that are happy and cheeky and full of life!
Our are flock of buggeritos are hoolies
buggeritos by Abitscinny May 1, 2022