A disease which causes the sufferer to sit on the couch all day and eat buttery foods. Butteritus sufferers are usually overweight and lazy, and make any excuse possible not to partake in physical activity. Closely related to acute Cheeto hand syndrome (ACHS.)
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I was scarred for life when i walked in to see jay n his good buddy Corey buttertubbing right before they slipped it in..
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It can used to describe desirable women or powder snow.
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It snowed 2 feet of butterluscious powder last night!
What an awesome day, the snow was butterluscious.
Check out that hot chick over there, she is butterluscious
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Someone who is lazy, frumpy, unmotivated, and apathetic. A Buttertub never questions logic or consequence, and simply indulges on every gluttonous activity that gets in his/her way. Any activity or desire is usually resolved with the quickest, laziest and most unhealthy solution.
The origin of "buttertub" comes from the road "Buttertubs Drive" in Nanaimo, BC, Canada.
Someone who is lazy, frumpy, unmotivated, and apathetic. A Buttertub never questions logic or consequence, and simply indulges on every gluttonous activity that gets in his/her way. Any activity or desire is usually resolved with the quickest, laziest and most unhealthy solution.
The origin of "buttertub" comes from the road "Buttertubs Drive" in Nanaimo, BC, Canada.
John: "Bitch, that's the 4th Big Mac/Slurpee combo you've had today, and why didn't you go to work?"
Jill "I dunno, shut up, I'm watching my show... Can you carry me to the toilet, I'm too lazy and i gotta take a dump."
John: "God damn, how did I get married to such a buttertub."
Jill "I dunno, shut up, I'm watching my show... Can you carry me to the toilet, I'm too lazy and i gotta take a dump."
John: "God damn, how did I get married to such a buttertub."
by Cody Murray November 1, 2007
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Joe: No man, check it out, she's a major buttertits.
Johnny: Ah, shit man. She's got that smokin hiny, perfect face, too bad she's as flat as a piece of paper.
Joe: No man, check it out, she's a major buttertits.
Johnny: Ah, shit man. She's got that smokin hiny, perfect face, too bad she's as flat as a piece of paper.
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1. I can't decide if I want a butterpush or a steven creamroller today.
2. DoomCraft just butterpushed Buckwheat and now he's ready to play Mount & Blade.
2. DoomCraft just butterpushed Buckwheat and now he's ready to play Mount & Blade.
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