According to Vivian (YouTube Channel Vivian Tries) Fungalitus is present on items that you think are clean but you're not sure.
I just got these new metal straws at the Dollar Store. They are probably okay to use but I think I'll put them through the dishwasher just in case they have Fungalitus inside that I can't see.
(n.) Analingus. Bungalingus is the act of orally satisfying your partner's anus. A.K.A.: Licking the crinkles of you sweet-heart's puckered brown-eye.
This word is a combination of (1) the slang term "bung," which means asshole, and (2) the word "lingus," derived from the Latin word "lingua," which means tongue.
Yo wassup baby! I just washed down my a-hole. That's right, I cleaned the ol' dirty star. So how's about you gimmie some of that bungalingus?
A disgusting everlasting boil like callas or bunyon on your foot. May leak with an awful smelling oooz along with crusty corns. Looks like herpes. Hurts like your on fucking fire! Bungitus is only cured with amputation. There is no other way out. I mean....unless you take a saw and sand paper to it. But even then...you're fucked bro.
Dude-"Man, i went to the doctor and they said i have bungitus!! Im gonna lose my foot...its gonna be a NUBB! My new nickname will be nubbie!! Im totally screwed!"
Dude 2- "thats gross man. Keep your bungitus to yourself"
When you are too lazy to go to gym /school/work and need a illness to support this choice .The lazyassed sickness .no sick note required .a real syndrome .absolutelycontagious.