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Fungalitus 

According to Vivian (YouTube Channel Vivian Tries) Fungalitus is present on items that you think are clean but you're not sure.
I just got these new metal straws at the Dollar Store. They are probably okay to use but I think I'll put them through the dishwasher just in case they have Fungalitus inside that I can't see.
Fungalitus by kaman25 January 18, 2020

Bunkalitis

A sickness only found in students which allows them to miss school for the day.
Tom has got bunkalitis thats why he is not at school today.

Guys I think I will have bunkalitis tomorrow.
Bunkalitis by Nicola Bean May 6, 2009

bungalingus 

(n.) Analingus. Bungalingus is the act of orally satisfying your partner's anus. A.K.A.: Licking the crinkles of you sweet-heart's puckered brown-eye.

This word is a combination of (1) the slang term "bung," which means asshole, and (2) the word "lingus," derived from the Latin word "lingua," which means tongue.
Yo wassup baby! I just washed down my a-hole. That's right, I cleaned the ol' dirty star. So how's about you gimmie some of that bungalingus?
bungalingus by bad religion November 23, 2006

Bungalouse 

A home with one and a half floors.
Oreo: I live in a Bungalouse.
Bungalouse by Epic Chef May 26, 2018
A disgusting everlasting boil like callas or bunyon on your foot. May leak with an awful smelling oooz along with crusty corns. Looks like herpes. Hurts like your on fucking fire! Bungitus is only cured with amputation. There is no other way out. I mean....unless you take a saw and sand paper to it. But even then...you're fucked bro.
Dude-"Man, i went to the doctor and they said i have bungitus!! Im gonna lose my foot...its gonna be a NUBB! My new nickname will be nubbie!! Im totally screwed!"
Dude 2- "thats gross man. Keep your bungitus to yourself"
Bungitus by jess_is_a_mess December 7, 2016

bunkilitus 

When you are too lazy to go to gym /school/work and need a illness to support this choice .The lazyassed sickness .no sick note required .a real syndrome .absolutely contagious.
Sorry i cant come to gym .i have bunkalitus/bunkilitus
bunkilitus by Sweatie September 4, 2017