bunei 

bunei is the cutest baby bear in the world. People can fall for this bear very easily. bunei is so charming and they tend to admire her so much. And she is the most wonderful and adorable creature ever.

Person 1 : bunei is the cutest baby bear !

bunei by afiahalia December 15, 2022

booce bunging 

Rapidly sticking a pretzel stick up someone's urethra.

I got a huge hard one after the booce bunging

booce bunging by Huehueheuehuehuehueheuehueheue April 2, 2016

bundigent 

Not exactly what one meant.

Though his use of the phrase "self-defecating" was bundigent, people still understood.

bundigent by prevailingwest July 26, 2021

Pulling a Bungie 

Messing something up, or erronously punishing an entire group for the mistakes of a few.

Pulling a Bungie: Damn, trials is cancelled because of a few people wall glitching? They really pulled a bungie.

Pulling a Bungie by Swagamemnon0803 October 21, 2017

Purple Mud Bunion 

An alarmingly swollen prostate gland, comparable to a large prune lodged in your anus.

"I went to the doctor today & she didn't think the term Purple Mud Bunion was as funny as we did." -Chad Shank on The Doug Stanhope Podcast

Purple Mud Bunion by CuntryBumpkin March 14, 2015

Bean Bunging

For a gentleman to insert his testicles into his lover’s vagina, or anus.

TECHNIQUE: First, always ensure that the vagina or anus in question has been suitably warmed-up, or at the very least politely warned. Next, apply lubricant to the penis and testicles, and if necessary the relevant entry point. Slowly insert the penis, pausing about two inches before the normal point of full insertion. Now, take the lubricated testicles in one hand, squeeze them together and upward against the shaft of the penis as firmly as you can without causing too much discomfort, and with a controlled shunt, push your testicles in along with the penis. Once fully inserted, you will need to use your body weight and/or a firm but gentle pressure to keep everything in place. Normal penetrative strokes will displace the testicles so simply grind and pulse inside your partner.

NOTE: You should take care when removing the testicles from even the most extensively prepped anus as it will sometimes have contracted around the base of the penis and vas deferens after long periods without penetrative motion keeping the sphincter loose. If this happens, insert a generously lubricated finger and circle the opening applying a gentle outward pressure whilst very gradually and carefully pulling backwards from the hips. You can also ask your partner to push very slightly from inside, but they must take care to not accidentally defecate.

Lee: “I really hate it when you hear guys bragging that they went “balls deep” with some girl. I just don’t have anything in common with guys like that.”

Mike: "Me either! Balls deep is for pussies – real men go balls in.”

Lee: “What?!”

Mike: “Yeah man, the ladies love a good bean bunging.”

Lee: “I think we should stop spending time together”

Bean Bunging by Alexander De Barrington May 24, 2014

Boneism

An extended period of penile erection brought about as a result of eating BBQ from the American restaurant chain "Smokey Bones"

That's pulled pork at Smokey Bones gave me a Boneism that lasted more than 4 hours. Should I call my Doctor?

Boneism by Boneism October 19, 2017