Boneism
An extended period of penile erection brought about as a result of eating BBQ from the American restaurant chain "Smokey Bones"
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dake-bonoism
Though originally a term denoting an internet spoof-religion, akin to Recreational Christianity, it has, through common usage, evolved into more of a disparaging slur against jubilant fundamentalist Christians in general, and Charismatic Christians in particular. It is aimed at those whose over-simplification of Christian dogma appear to, in all actuality, complicate it. It is a way of saying "You're world-view is so far removed from conventional reality, that you are not even worth debating." Synonymn: clicker.
"I hate to condescend like this, but with your obviously Dake-Bonoist views, I may as well be discussing politics with Jimmy Swaggart."
dake-bonoism by Rev. Christian Martyn December 15, 2004
Related Words
Boneism • bonerism • bonersmile • bonesmooch • boneist • bonesman • bonesmen • bongism • Bonism • dake-bonoism
dake-bonoism
Dake-Bonoism is a modern synthesis of the pentecostal teachings of the late Rev. Finis Jennings Dake and lyrical writings of Bono (singer for the popular band U2).
Dake-Bonoists are known to practice a variation of the glossolalia called clicking. It is different that other manifestations of tongue talking because it is done by clicking ones tongue against the soft-palate while cupping the hands across the mouth.
Dake-Bonoists are known to practice a variation of the glossolalia called clicking. It is different that other manifestations of tongue talking because it is done by clicking ones tongue against the soft-palate while cupping the hands across the mouth.
dake-bonoism by skip November 7, 2002
Hard Bonerism
Hard Bonerism by The Fuzzy Nut January 17, 2013
bonesmooch
bonesmooch by dwkramer January 19, 2007
bonesmuggler
1. One who tries to smuggle another man's bone.
2. A homosexual. One who puts his penis in another man's ass.
3. A fugdepacker.
4. Fag
2. A homosexual. One who puts his penis in another man's ass.
3. A fugdepacker.
4. Fag
Garret Rustand is a bonesmuggler.
bonesmuggler by the prophet June 26, 2003
bonesmoker
bonesmoker by Larryfun September 2, 2005
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