Boneism

An extended period of penile erection brought about as a result of eating BBQ from the American restaurant chain "Smokey Bones"

That's pulled pork at Smokey Bones gave me a Boneism that lasted more than 4 hours. Should I call my Doctor?

by Boneism October 19, 2017

dake-bonoism

Though originally a term denoting an internet spoof-religion, akin to Recreational Christianity, it has, through common usage, evolved into more of a disparaging slur against jubilant fundamentalist Christians in general, and Charismatic Christians in particular. It is aimed at those whose over-simplification of Christian dogma appear to, in all actuality, complicate it. It is a way of saying "You're world-view is so far removed from conventional reality, that you are not even worth debating." Synonymn: clicker.

"I hate to condescend like this, but with your obviously Dake-Bonoist views, I may as well be discussing politics with Jimmy Swaggart."

by Rev. Christian Martyn December 15, 2004

dake-bonoism

Dake-Bonoism is a modern synthesis of the pentecostal teachings of the late Rev. Finis Jennings Dake and lyrical writings of Bono (singer for the popular band U2).

Dake-Bonoists are known to practice a variation of the glossolalia called clicking. It is different that other manifestations of tongue talking because it is done by clicking ones tongue against the soft-palate while cupping the hands across the mouth.

That Carman guy has to be a Dake-Bonoist. That boy can click like there is no tomorrow!

by skip November 7, 2002

Hard Bonerism

a man whos motto is: If she has fluff on the muff she is old enough.

Will is a hard bonerism.

by The Fuzzy Nut January 17, 2013

bonesmooch

Yet another humorous term for a blowjob

"I'm going out with that girl again tonight, hopefully I'll get a little bonesmooch action."

by dwkramer January 19, 2007

bonesmuggler

1. One who tries to smuggle another man's bone.
2. A homosexual. One who puts his penis in another man's ass.
3. A fugdepacker.
4. Fag

Garret Rustand is a bonesmuggler.

by the prophet June 26, 2003

bonesmoker

Homosexual who partakes in the act of oral sex with another fellow.

That Elton John is a big time bonesmoker

by Larryfun September 2, 2005