Purple Mud Bunion

An alarmingly swollen prostate gland, comparable to a large prune lodged in your anus.

"I went to the doctor today & she didn't think the term Purple Mud Bunion was as funny as we did." -Chad Shank on The Doug Stanhope Podcast

by CuntryBumpkin March 14, 2015

skunkle

A smelly, dirty, hairy, beast-man of an uncle. May resemble the skunk ape.

Skunkle Mishka, will you take us to the zoo? - Mishka Shubaly on the Rich Roll Podcast. skunk uncle skunk ape sasquatch hairy

by CuntryBumpkin April 19, 2016