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A wife who looks like a bum. T-shirts, pajama bottoms, weight gain and SUVs are popular with bumwives.
My gf was a hottie, but we got married and had a kid. Now she is a bumwife.
bumwife by Jay Fanzen June 3, 2010
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bum wipe butty 

A sandwich with a filling the same consistancy of what can be found on toilet roll after cleaning up. Any paste type filling or tikka/coronation chicken filling on white bread can be described as a bum wipe butty.
That looks like a bum wipe butty you're having for lunch
bum wipe butty by elvis the dog February 19, 2010
(Taralynn) A huge retard who wears suspenders and dances to G-slide. She needs to be sent to the looney-bin.
Ow! You kissed my eye butwipe!!!
butwipe by courtney Boo April 27, 2008

Butwiper 

Butwiper; Another name for Budweiser beer, because of the massive amounts of morning shits created by drinking excessive amounts of the beer.
Dan: Fuck that man!! Never again!! I shit out two loafs of bread and three bowls of rice this morning because of that butwiper shit I drank all night. Next time its Miller time. Tom: I hear that man!!
Butwiper by 186 mph January 17, 2010
To have anal sex.
I knew I would marry her when I discovered that she likes it bumwise.
bumwise by Vik C May 24, 2019

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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