bumwipe

1. Toilet paper.
2. An obnoxious or dishonest person.

1. Nick, toss me in some bumwipe. The roll is empty.
2. He owes me $20, the bumwipe.

by DJ Gaping Wound July 20, 2003

bumwife

A wife who looks like a bum. T-shirts, pajama bottoms, weight gain and SUVs are popular with bumwives.

My gf was a hottie, but we got married and had a kid. Now she is a bumwife.

by Jay Fanzen June 3, 2010

bum wipe butty

A sandwich with a filling the same consistancy of what can be found on toilet roll after cleaning up. Any paste type filling or tikka/coronation chicken filling on white bread can be described as a bum wipe butty.

That looks like a bum wipe butty you're having for lunch

by elvis the dog February 19, 2010

butwipe

(Taralynn) A huge retard who wears suspenders and dances to G-slide. She needs to be sent to the looney-bin.

Ow! You kissed my eye butwipe!!!

by courtney Boo April 27, 2008

Butwiper

Butwiper; Another name for Budweiser beer, because of the massive amounts of morning shits created by drinking excessive amounts of the beer.

Dan: Fuck that man!! Never again!! I shit out two loafs of bread and three bowls of rice this morning because of that butwiper shit I drank all night. Next time its Miller time. Tom: I hear that man!!

by 186 mph January 17, 2010

bumwise

To have anal sex.

I knew I would marry her when I discovered that she likes it bumwise.

by Vik C May 24, 2019