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A wife who looks like a bum. T-shirts, pajama bottoms, weight gain and SUVs are popular with bumwives.
My gf was a hottie, but we got married and had a kid. Now she is a bumwife.
bumwife by Jay Fanzen June 3, 2010
1. Toilet paper.
2. An obnoxious or dishonest person.
1. Nick, toss me in some bumwipe. The roll is empty.
2. He owes me $20, the bumwipe.
bumwipe by DJ Gaping Wound July 20, 2003

Budwiser 

Doesn't mean more intelligent, it means knowing more about life after consuming Budweiser.
Just got done on my third bud, now let me explain a few things to you about how to treat animals. I'm budwiser than you.
Budwiser by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016

Tequila-Bumrise 

The Tequila-Bumrise is said to be the action of interlocking one's anus, with the outer lips of the female genitalia, and then passing fecal matter between the two parties.
"I pulled out last night, slipped, and shat a log right into her snatch"
"Gross, were you drunk?"
"That's why they call it a Tequila-Bumrise..."
Tequila-Bumrise by haravymas September 3, 2009
dude, where did u put all my budwise? i wanna toke it up.
budwise by sunshine daydream September 7, 2005
An epiphany or an important moment of self realization that happens when you smoke marijuana.
Paul: "Dude, what you just said makes perfect sense! You're a genius man! How did you think of something so abstract and poignant?"

Tom: "Man... I'm just budwise. All the answers to life are revealed when you're blazed... except you forget them."
Budwise by Sea of Green August 14, 2012
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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