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A wife who looks like a bum. T-shirts, pajama bottoms, weight gain and SUVs are popular with bumwives.
My gf was a hottie, but we got married and had a kid. Now she is a bumwife.
bumwife by Jay Fanzen June 3, 2010
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1. Toilet paper.
2. An obnoxious or dishonest person.
1. Nick, toss me in some bumwipe. The roll is empty.
2. He owes me $20, the bumwipe.
bumwipe by DJ Gaping Wound July 20, 2003

Budwiser 

Doesn't mean more intelligent, it means knowing more about life after consuming Budweiser.
Just got done on my third bud, now let me explain a few things to you about how to treat animals. I'm budwiser than you.
Budwiser by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016

Tequila-Bumrise 

The Tequila-Bumrise is said to be the action of interlocking one's anus, with the outer lips of the female genitalia, and then passing fecal matter between the two parties.
"I pulled out last night, slipped, and shat a log right into her snatch"
"Gross, were you drunk?"
"That's why they call it a Tequila-Bumrise..."
Tequila-Bumrise by haravymas September 3, 2009
dude, where did u put all my budwise? i wanna toke it up.
budwise by sunshine daydream September 7, 2005
An epiphany or an important moment of self realization that happens when you smoke marijuana.
Paul: "Dude, what you just said makes perfect sense! You're a genius man! How did you think of something so abstract and poignant?"

Tom: "Man... I'm just budwise. All the answers to life are revealed when you're blazed... except you forget them."
Budwise by Sea of Green August 14, 2012