bumwife

A wife who looks like a bum. T-shirts, pajama bottoms, weight gain and SUVs are popular with bumwives.

My gf was a hottie, but we got married and had a kid. Now she is a bumwife.

by Jay Fanzen June 3, 2010

BumLife

A lifestyle and/or state of being in which a person's lowly economical standing in society is both celebrated and embraced.

Nick had been out of work for nearly a year, but not by choice. Not letting that discourage him, he scrapped, food-stamped, hustled and did what he had to do. Nick was certainly living the BumLife.

by Nikki Stixx December 9, 2018

bumlife

1.A homeless person that lives their life doing drugs, asking for money, and sleeping on the streets.

2.A regular person with no job or doesnt attend school. does nothing all day except doing drugs, sleeping, and watching tv.

1. Tom: Dude, that bum has been in that same spot for 2 weeks do u think we should help?
Al: Naw man, hes just living the bum life.

2. Al: Hey Tom when are you finally getting a damn job and stop freeloading off my weed?
Tom: NEVER, im living the Bumlife!

by Chris305 June 9, 2007

bumwipe

1. Toilet paper.
2. An obnoxious or dishonest person.

1. Nick, toss me in some bumwipe. The roll is empty.
2. He owes me $20, the bumwipe.

by DJ Gaping Wound July 20, 2003

Bum Wife

A Wife who doesn't work, cook, clean, suck or perform anything of real importance for herself or her Husband.

"My Wife does nothing all day while I work, and then yells at me for no reason. I cook her dinner and I jerk off to her mom; I think what I have is a Bum Wife." ~ Stupid Man

by Jackoffcreamsoda January 12, 2011

bumwise

To have anal sex.

I knew I would marry her when I discovered that she likes it bumwise.

by Vik C May 24, 2019