bumtumbler 

gaylord or another way of saying bumblefaggot

why are u such a bumtumbler or stop being a bumtumbler u bumblefaggot

bumtumbler by MR.knowlegedable July 25, 2011

bumfumbler 

1. A person who enjoys fumbling the buttocks of a member of the same or opposite sex.

2. A joke used to confuse friends.

"Dude you're such a bumfumbler."
"Not uh."

bumfumbler by t3hm4n April 20, 2006

bumrumbler 

A man with a predeliction for giving penetrative anal sex. Used more commonly in reference to homosexual tops.

Watch out for that bloke, unless you want your kidneys lifted - he's a bumrumbler!

bumrumbler by indefensible January 18, 2005

Bumcumber 

A gargantuum haemorrhoid of colossal proportions, protruding from the 'annus' like a shiny purple cucumber of the size which would have nuns doing press-ups in cucumber fields.

"Christ Nora, what the hell is that poking out of your arse?"

"It's me 'Farmer Giles' Edie, they're terrible bad at this time of year!"

"Shiver me timbers! I thought you were giving birth to a blimp - that thing makes a blue whale look like a Tic Tac!"

"Well, the doctor gave me some tablets, suppositories he called 'em, but for all the good they did I might as well have shoved them up my arse! Bloody bumcumbers!"

Bumcumber by Andrealphus June 27, 2010

Bumfumbles 

The word can either be used as an expletive "Oh, bumfumbles!" or it can be turned into a verb: "They were bumfumbling in the back of the garden" In past tense: "He's been bumfumbled!" etc. "Shall we go for a bumfumble in the shed?"

"I've been bumfumbled"
"Care for some bumfumble"
"I bumfumbled this assignment in 24 hours"
"Oh bumfumbles, I dropped my ice cream"

Bumfumbles by FumblingBum March 14, 2010

Bum Tumbler 

Someone who disturbs sleeping or intoxicated homeless people by knocking them over. Similar to cattle tipping. May also be used as a derogatory term.

That Andrew is a dirty bum tumbler.

Bum Tumbler by SomeGuy1981 June 30, 2011

Bumgrumbler 

When a person complains about diarrhoea , constipation or haemorrhoids

I am sick of John coming to work and talking about his runny bum one day and piles the next, he is such a Bumgrumbler !

Bumgrumbler by Mr B Poet August 11, 2016