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a word that is used to describe someone acting like a total tosser and usually someone who enjoys putting strange objects up their anus. Some people are classed as bumwanks if they pluck their nipple hairs and bite their toenails.
“oh my god stephanie you are such a bumwank for putting a lampshade up your bum hole again.”
bumwank by mishafarger May 9, 2020
When you put your dick between a girls butt cheeks and she wanks your cock using her butt.
That slut jessica gave me a bumwank last night it was good
bumwank by Jack_Bauer January 21, 2006

Shitting Bumwank 

The collective noun for people who make reactionary, ill-thought-out and plain racist comments on news websites. Coined by Alex of the blog Speak You're Branes.
Have you seen the massive shitting bumwank of racists on the Telegraph site today?
Shitting Bumwank by SYB Kelvin January 7, 2010

Bumwanker 

Someone so confused and sexually naive that they attempt to masturbate their whole ass instead of the correct sexual anatomy.
'yeah, that nebu, he's a right bumwanker'
Bumwanker by cassiusgay August 20, 2009
Absolute spanner. A term used in frustration towards someone who has pissed you off.
"Oi, bumwank, what did you do that for?"
Bumwank by Fairly Talented Thespian January 30, 2008

pokey bumwanker 

when your masterbating and you stick your finger up your but
dude last night i was beatin it and stuck my finger up my butt!

eww you pokey bumwanker
pokey bumwanker by yeah daddy October 23, 2008
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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