Bumwanker 

Someone so confused and sexually naive that they attempt to masturbate their whole ass instead of the correct sexual anatomy.

'yeah, that nebu, he's a right bumwanker'

Bumwanker by cassiusgay August 20, 2009

pokey bumwanker 

when your masterbating and you stick your finger up your but

dude last night i was beatin it and stuck my finger up my butt!

eww you pokey bumwanker

pokey bumwanker by yeah daddy October 23, 2008

bushwanker

a member (past, present or wannabe) of the Bush administration

Flossie's Café on K Street is always full of bushwankers.

bushwanker by mérovée January 19, 2008

bumwank 

a word that is used to describe someone acting like a total tosser and usually someone who enjoys putting strange objects up their anus. Some people are classed as bumwanks if they pluck their nipple hairs and bite their toenails.

“oh my god stephanie you are such a bumwank for putting a lampshade up your bum hole again.”

bumwank by mishafarger May 9, 2020

budwanker

Someone who can't stop saying 'WAAASSSSUUUUPPPPPP....' after those budweiser ads..

Tim: Wassup!!
Bob: Shut up , you stupid Budwanker!

budwanker by ganja_guru December 12, 2004

bumwank 

When you put your dick between a girls butt cheeks and she wanks your cock using her butt.

That slut jessica gave me a bumwank last night it was good

bumwank by Jack_Bauer January 21, 2006

buswanker

someone who always catches the bus instead of using other ways of transportation.

OMG, that old lady is such a buswanker.

buswanker by M- Rabbit :P April 28, 2009