bumpjob

When a guy's cock and a gal's pregnant belly (i.e. her bump) are rubbed against each other for his pleasure.

When Carl's wife was pregnant, she would sometimes give him a bumpjob as foreplay.

by balloonie-cat March 2, 2015

Bumjob

A blowjob from an actual bum that has missing teeth and a mustache/beard combo. Most likely occuring to another bum who has exchanged a few dollars or alcohol/drugs for the service.

At 2a.m. last night I cut thru an alley on my way home and saw a homeless guy getting a bumjob.

by Joey Paisan September 24, 2011

Burpjob

When a person and/or animal belches into the orifice of another person and that person continues to swallow that burp. If lucky, it is followed by violent vomiting onto the partners face and lower extremities. On more than one occasion it will lead to a massive orgy

"my girlfriend offered to slob my donger, but i recommended a burpjob instead."

"while my baby sister was sleeping, i snuck in her crib and gave her a quick burpjob before i passed out."

by dilf king June 22, 2011

bump job

Paying a homeless man to allow an individual to snort a line of cocaine off of his erect penis. After all cocaine is consumed, the homeless man proceeds to give said individual fellatio. Upon completion of fellatio semen is delivered into the hobo's beard.

Guy 1: hey man you know what sounds good tonight?
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: a couple bump jobs from Frank behind the pier
Guy 2: you read my mind bro

by Hoggonzo December 4, 2014

blumpjob

when your ass gets licked and you shit at the same time

my wife is good at blumpjobs blump job

by KadenTheDoctor January 12, 2016

bumjob

British slang for analingus. When someone licks or tongues ('eats out') their partner's anus. Other phrases for the same thing include 'rim job' or 'butt job'.

She gave me a blowjob then licked my balls and then she gave me a bumjob.

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

bump job

one's pelvis 'bumping' someone's butt as unwanted anal is administered , commonly found in the work environment! ,
often 'bumping' the person all the way out the door into the street! ("R.I.F" , layoff , fired)

the "big kings" should give that bob guy a bump job ! , he's useless! (response: ) agreed! , except he's their favorite butt !

HR gave the "pu**y grabber" a bump job !

the showPEOPLE gave that nasty bitch a bump job !

by michael foolsley June 2, 2022