Hoggonzo's definitions

bump job

Paying a homeless man to allow an individual to snort a line of cocaine off of his erect penis. After all cocaine is consumed, the homeless man proceeds to give said individual fellatio. Upon completion of fellatio semen is delivered into the hobo's beard.

Guy 1: hey man you know what sounds good tonight?
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: a couple bump jobs from Frank behind the pier
Guy 2: you read my mind bro

by Hoggonzo December 4, 2014

raisin balls

When your balls are dried up and you are unable to produce a child.

Hey man Casey and Gloria are trying for a boy but Casey got the raisin balls.

by Hoggonzo April 21, 2018