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recieving a blow job, while taking a dump.
My bitch gave me a blump last night. It was good.
by baggs November 24, 2004
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When something SUCKS! When you find out about it, it ruins your day
God damn bro is it just me or is RC blump at soccer?
by lil-marlie November 12, 2017
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Someone who is one of more of the following:

fat, ridiculous, rude, big, toadish, grumpy, ill-mannered, rude, a stick in the mud, always in the way

Just picture a fat grumpy old woman with a huge rear end who is frowning awfully at you from across the room, while wearing a housedress as big as a house, with her hair going every which way, and either glasses or warts or too much makeup, or all three.
That blump sat there like a toad all day and watched us and wouldn't even get out of the way when we asked her nicely to move!
by J L M R March 21, 2008
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The fat spouse of a physically fit person.
Wow! I just finished with my workout. I wish my blump of a husband would workout, too.
by karlota August 06, 2014
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When to objects bump and float away like a blimp.
Can also be used to insinuate adultery.
1) "oh my god, he's totally blumping her"
2) "OMFG, LOOK AT THAT BLUMPABLE PIECE OF A%*"
3) The two balloons blumped and then floated upwards. yay.
by your daddeh January 04, 2011
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