Someone who is one of more of the following:
fat, ridiculous, rude,
big, toadish, grumpy, ill-mannered, rude, a stick in the mud, always in the way
Just picture a fat grumpy old woman with a
huge rear end who is frowning awfully at you from across the room, while wearing a housedress as big as a house, with her hair going every which way, and either
glasses or warts or too much makeup, or all three.
That blump sat there like a toad all
day and watched us and wouldn't even get out of the
way when we asked her nicely to
move!