Bumjob

A blowjob from an actual bum that has missing teeth and a mustache/beard combo. Most likely occuring to another bum who has exchanged a few dollars or alcohol/drugs for the service.

At 2a.m. last night I cut thru an alley on my way home and saw a homeless guy getting a bumjob.

Bumjob by Joey Paisan September 24, 2011

bumjob

British slang for analingus. When someone licks or tongues ('eats out') their partner's anus. Other phrases for the same thing include 'rim job' or 'butt job'.

She gave me a blowjob then licked my balls and then she gave me a bumjob.

bumjob by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

bumjob

to have sexual encounters with a homless person out of pity.

dave: " man i let a homless chick suck me off"

vance : "dude why would you do that?, thats sick."

dave: "dude i felt bad for her so i gave her a bumjob"

bumjob by davie ruperstein June 20, 2008

Bumjob

The act of masturbation using the buttocks, either

through the cleavage of the buttocks or the crease of the buttocks.

Also known as greasing the pole or stinking the snake.

Pig: I’m going to suck you off right quick
Man: No thanks, I’d take a sloppy bumjob any day of the week though

Bumjob by Seymour Willies January 24, 2025

bumhobo 

A person who works but frequently sleeps in their car. Also likes to beat up on people who can hardly defend themselves. Usually has rottweiler-like tendencies.

Elias is pretty much a bumhobo.

bumhobo by ardoubleya January 12, 2009

bumhobo 

A person who works but frequently sleeps in their car. Also likes to beat up on people who can hardly defend themselves. Usually has rottweiler-like tendencies.

Thing 1: Some random man came up to me and told me his name was elias and asked for my pennies.

Thing 2: yah i know that guy he's a real bumhobo.

bumhobo by ardoubleya February 16, 2008

bumpjob 

When a guy's cock and a gal's pregnant belly (i.e. her bump) are rubbed against each other for his pleasure.

When Carl's wife was pregnant, she would sometimes give him a bumpjob as foreplay.

bumpjob by balloonie-cat March 2, 2015