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Can be replaced by shove, push, hump, fuck, or pound...
I cum as soon as I insert my penis.
I will insert my fist in your face.
Insert that big fucking dick in my pussy.
I had her screaming my name everytime I went to insert my dick.
insert by syst0lic July 13, 2003
Words you can keep
A sign stuck on the rear of a prostitute.
insert by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003
The Act of Doing God's Will
"Lets Insert!"
"Bet"
Insert by Vasily__ April 20, 2022
when slightly tipsy and attempting to convince osemone that everyoen wants to have sex with her, this is the PERFECT term. by yelling "insert" over and over, she will finally believe that guys want her. damn taht bitch.
Person 1: god guys, no one likes me.
Person 1: god guys, no one likes me.
Person 2 looks at Person 3
Both recite: insert! INSERT INSERT in the ****!!
Person 1: fine fine fine. so they all want me. let's go get some more vodka.
Insert! by adksfds November 9, 2006

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Insert name here

Omg <insert name here> is the greatest fucking person ever.

Seriously, stop making this shit. Adding someones name and telling the people how good that person is lazy and annoying

It takes up 50% of Urban Dictionary and you should be ashamed if you make those definitions
Omg <insert name here> is the greatest fucking person ever.
Insert name here by Large-pp August 1, 2019

Insert tab A into slot B 

code name for nailing
Dude: You know what babe, I could go for a great romp session right now...

Girl: Not tonight Im tired.

Dude: Well then, do you think that when we wake up, we could "insert tab A into slot B"?

Girl: Why dont you start with the cereal box first...
Insert tab A into slot B by Joeybats December 10, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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