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Bumbo Cactoni 

A minecraft cactus persona of the legendary Mumbo Jumbo built by iskall85, who isn't as legendary, but still pretty cool. But neither compare to Bumbo Cactoni's legenariness. But beware his evil brother, Bumbo Weirdonia, and his legion of weird fans...
No! Mumbo! You killed Bumbo Cactoni! NO! You frickin' idiot! What have you done?
Bumbo Cactoni by guymanperson September 23, 2017
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Bumbodread 

Stemming from "bumboclot", a bumbodread is an individual who grows dreadlocks with no religious respect in mind; but grows them just for style or pop culture. One who grows dreadlocks with no knowledge of Rastafarian, Nazartite, Buddhist, etc. implications.
T-Pain is a rasclot bumbodread.
Bumbodread by Ziggydon November 25, 2007

Bumbitch 

A female usually of lower class in which uses people to her benefit with no gain to others. She adapts to situations according to her wants. "Wants" because Bumbitchs always want because they never have. Uses the looks she hasn't already wore out to her advantage when using others. Lord knows she can't use her brain. Also brags about the children she never raised and is known to live couch to couch.
Bumbitchs are also people pleasers with high aspirations of becoming the first female version of El Chapo.
I'm tired of these Bumbitchs taking my belongings but leaving stds.
Bumbitch by Feeltheburnie June 10, 2018

Bumbsterbate 

When a homeless man is so lonely and bored, he has to whack it.
Yesterday in McDonald's, I walked into the bathroom and I heard the sound of the bumbsterbate, so there mus have been some dirty beatings going on in there.
Bumbsterbate by DomainofBEEP March 17, 2009

bumbodread 

1. A "fake" Rastafarian.
2. One whom fashions dreadlocks (naughty dreadlocks) for non-religious, often shallow or trendy reasons.
"Lil Wayne is a rassclot bumbodread!"

"I did see him eating at Burger King, damn Bumbodread!"
bumbodread by zigggy7 December 14, 2008
The result in a long day of swimming in a lake, river or ocean. The bum will be sore from being water logged and chafed by sand and/or rocks. It feels as if your bum is about to literally rot off.
Jim: "Oh dear, I've caught a rather mild case of bumrot."
bumrot by Caffeinejunky November 1, 2006
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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