bumblenut
Conjunction of ‘bumble’ meaning to ‘move or act in an awkward way’ and ‘nut’, a 2010’s slang term meaning ‘to ejaculate’. A favourite catch phrase of the character Bandit from the popular children's TV show ‘Bluey’. A notorious favourite of both the current generation of children and the sad generation of entitled millennial forever-renters that spawned them.
1. (Noun) Person unintentionally conceived by their parents.
2. (Verb) To unintentionally blow a load in someone causing them to fall pregnant.
1. (Noun) Person unintentionally conceived by their parents.
2. (Verb) To unintentionally blow a load in someone causing them to fall pregnant.
‘Ok I believe you when you said kid number 3 was planned but there is no way number 4 isn’t a walking bumblenut scraped off of the hotel sheets from your 5th anniversary’
‘Anna wanted a kid so she went out to the city and got like 10 bumblenuts dropped in her before she got the uber at 2.’
‘Anna wanted a kid so she went out to the city and got like 10 bumblenuts dropped in her before she got the uber at 2.’
bumblenut by pablothelama January 17, 2024
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