bubble nuts

A term used to demean someone so stupid and useless, their nuts have become bubbly and withered in an attempt to stop them from passing on their terrible genes

Jim: Oh shit, I dropped the TV...
Phil: Way to go, bubble nuts!

by ronlogic March 31, 2015

bubble nuts

n. Slang term meaning genital herpes.

That bitch gave me bubble nuts.

by Jerreau Taylor September 18, 2007

bubble nuts

Someone who has a penis implant.

Phil Crosby has bubble nuts.

by T.J January 31, 2003

bubble nuts

Some one who pours peroxide over their dirty nuts.

"man, these bubble nuts really burn!!"

by Savage Henry78 April 19, 2013

bubble nuts

someone who gets hits in the balls with a bottle of bubbles.

"hey bubbles nuts, are you goin to chow?"

by mojoe philips March 15, 2003

Nut Bubble

When a seated man farts, and the resulting air travels forward up your barse and builds up under your scrotum, creating a bubble, instead of exiting straight out your arse.

Jimmy kept a straight face even though he had a nut bubble, but when it was realeased, it was all over...

by mata September 19, 2006

Bubbly nut

When you can blow bubbles with your semen.

Jude “gosh Drew you have a bubbly nut!”
Drew “wtf is that?”
Jude “i could blow bubbles with that”
Drew “really!? Show me!”

by UngaBungaMan October 8, 2023