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Bumblecunt

Bumblecunt is a noun synonymous with the word 'plumber'. It is usually used to describe a professional plumber who is particularly annoying, incompetent or inefficient within their role.
Bumblecunt is still here. Still not fixed the leak. He has, however, used all the tea bags and left a mere ml of milk in the fridge.
Bumblecunt by Team BDT November 15, 2011

Bumblecunt

Feminine version of bumblefuck.
A woman who believes she is a genius, while in reality is moron.
Who would vote for that bumblecunt? I voted for Bill Clinton, but would never vote for Hillary...
Bumblecunt by Duke1976 September 28, 2018

Hoofwanking Bunglecunt

A term used to define someone who has surpassed the point required to be just a "wanker" or a "cunt".

Said person is in a league of their own when it comes to upsetting, offending, or hurting people either mentally or physically, thus requiring this insult too be hurled at them.
Person 1: "Did you see that man trip and mug that war veteran?"
Person 2: "Yes, what a Hoofwanking Bunglecunt."

bunglecunt 

Someone who tries really, really hard to be an actual cunt, but who is so incompetent that they end up embarrassing themselves so much that they, in roundabout-style, still somehow stumble upon being a cunt.
Have you met that guy in Athens (GA)? Ian Michael Casey? What a bunglecunt!
bunglecunt by Mrl79 April 27, 2016

Bunglecunt 

Someone who makes you embarrassed to be human.

eg. Martin Shkreli
What a total fucking bunglecunt!
Bunglecunt by colouryum September 24, 2016

bumbleclot 

(noun) fuck; damn, mothafucka........... it originated from the old times in Jamaica when it was refered to the cloth that women used to cleanse themselves with when they had their period. If a women despised you then she would throw her cloth at you symbolizing that you were the epitome of scum and were "cursed".As for the "clot" its a mispronounciation of Jamaicans because of their lack of the sound "th" hence clot=cloth. See bloodclot.
Damn dat boy ....... he played me , Bumbleclot!!
bumbleclot by Queens NY July 27, 2005
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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