Bumblecunt

Boris Johnson, a complete & utter bumbling lying cunt.

A name for anyone that just waffles utter shite.

Anytime Boris Johnson appears publicly to speak with his usual waffle & bollocks...
"Ah look, its Bumblecunt giving a speech"

"what the fuck Bumblecunt talking about?

by Wilderman69 December 9, 2021

Bumblecunt

Bumblecunt is a noun synonymous with the word 'plumber'. It is usually used to describe a professional plumber who is particularly annoying, incompetent or inefficient within their role.

Bumblecunt is still here. Still not fixed the leak. He has, however, used all the tea bags and left a mere ml of milk in the fridge.

by Team BDT November 15, 2011

Bumblecunt

Feminine version of bumblefuck.
A woman who believes she is a genius, while in reality is moron.

Who would vote for that bumblecunt? I voted for Bill Clinton, but would never vote for Hillary...

by Duke1976 September 28, 2018

Hoofwanking Bunglecunt

A term used to define someone who has surpassed the point required to be just a "wanker" or a "cunt".

Said person is in a league of their own when it comes to upsetting, offending, or hurting people either mentally or physically, thus requiring this insult too be hurled at them.

Person 1: "Did you see that man trip and mug that war veteran?"
Person 2: "Yes, what a Hoofwanking Bunglecunt."

by allaboutthabooty June 24, 2016

bunglecunt

Someone who tries really, really hard to be an actual cunt, but who is so incompetent that they end up embarrassing themselves so much that they, in roundabout-style, still somehow stumble upon being a cunt.

Have you met that guy in Athens (GA)? Ian Michael Casey? What a bunglecunt!

by Mrl79 April 27, 2016

Bunglecunt

Someone who makes you embarrassed to be human.

eg. Martin Shkreli

What a total fucking bunglecunt!

by colouryum September 24, 2016

bumbleclot

(noun) fuck; damn, mothafucka........... it originated from the old times in Jamaica when it was refered to the cloth that women used to cleanse themselves with when they had their period. If a women despised you then she would throw her cloth at you symbolizing that you were the epitome of scum and were "cursed".As for the "clot" its a mispronounciation of Jamaicans because of their lack of the sound "th" hence clot=cloth. See bloodclot.

Damn dat boy ....... he played me , Bumbleclot!!

by Queens NY July 27, 2005