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Bukookie
Any wafer, slice of bread, cookie, muffin or other edible object used to deposit semen on during male group masturbation, to be consumed bt the last male to ejaculate
Bukookie by Nuderochbear July 9, 2011
bucookie
A humor-porn parody of bukake, wherein the victim is surrounded by dickerdoodles or other phallic foods, then shot in the face with frosting, cream, etc. Framed bucookie photos make a great gift for mom!
"Each year you guys impress me with your depravity. Last year saw the invention of the "bucookie" genre, a frosting fantasy that was played out in many a submission." - Gabe of Penny Arcade
bucookie by Frankie1969 December 10, 2009
bukkookie
-noun
1. The cookie that a group of (usually straight) men ejaculate onto. The last guy to blow his load MUST eat the cookie. This usually results in embarassment for the cookie eater while the other guys laugh at him and bag him for being gay.
2. The cookie used in the act of bukkake with the cookie replacing the position of female. The cookie is most often chocolate chip and must be eaten by the final ejaculator.
3. The cookie used as a replacement for a biscuit in a bukkake game.
(Origin 2010: bukkake + cookie)
1. The cookie that a group of (usually straight) men ejaculate onto. The last guy to blow his load MUST eat the cookie. This usually results in embarassment for the cookie eater while the other guys laugh at him and bag him for being gay.
2. The cookie used in the act of bukkake with the cookie replacing the position of female. The cookie is most often chocolate chip and must be eaten by the final ejaculator.
3. The cookie used as a replacement for a biscuit in a bukkake game.
(Origin 2010: bukkake + cookie)
1. I can't believe Jim actually ate that bukkookie, what a fag!
2. Fuck you guys, I'm not touching that bukkookie!
2. Fuck you guys, I'm not touching that bukkookie!
bukkookie by I_ate_the_bukkookie May 10, 2010
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