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bukkookie 

-noun

1. The cookie that a group of (usually straight) men ejaculate onto. The last guy to blow his load MUST eat the cookie. This usually results in embarassment for the cookie eater while the other guys laugh at him and bag him for being gay.

2. The cookie used in the act of bukkake with the cookie replacing the position of female. The cookie is most often chocolate chip and must be eaten by the final ejaculator.

3. The cookie used as a replacement for a biscuit in a bukkake game.

(Origin 2010: bukkake + cookie)
1. I can't believe Jim actually ate that bukkookie, what a fag!
2. Fuck you guys, I'm not touching that bukkookie!

bucookie 

A humor-porn parody of bukake, wherein the victim is surrounded by dickerdoodles or other phallic foods, then shot in the face with frosting, cream, etc. Framed bucookie photos make a great gift for mom!
"Each year you guys impress me with your depravity. Last year saw the invention of the "bucookie" genre, a frosting fantasy that was played out in many a submission." - Gabe of Penny Arcade
bucookie by Frankie1969 December 10, 2009
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bukookie 

The act of bukkake between gingerbread men and woman.

Coined late in 2004 by an internet geek.
The gingerbread men all had a wonderful bukookie on the face of the gingerbread woman.
bukookie by Null December 8, 2004

Bukkakie 

ancient Chinese Art where one women pop out of a field ass naked and 10 guys come out of a helicopter and jack off all over her face.
you just got bukkakied. I bukkakied ur mom last night
Bukkakie by cum in April 30, 2008

Bukkakied 

When you flop the nuts and the other player goes all in and then turns and rivers a higher hand.
I flopped four kings then that maniac went all in and turns and rivers 4 aces. I got fucking bukkakied.
Bukkakied by anonymous December 4, 2020

Bukookie 

Any wafer, slice of bread, cookie, muffin or other edible object used to deposit semen on during male group masturbation, to be consumed bt the last male to ejaculate
Dave got to eat the bukookie last night after the eight of us shot our loads on it. Lucky guy!
Bukookie by Nuderochbear July 9, 2011

Bankookie 

A Bleach term than is used to exaggerate bankai by adding cookie into the name.

In any pointless RP forum fight when the one with the cookie throws said cookie at the other's bankai the one that threw the cookie gets the Bankookie.
*Joe throws a cookie at Ichigo's bankai* Bankookie! Tensa Zancookie..

Ichigo: HOLY @#$%!!

*Joe kills Ichigo in an instant with the almighty bankookie release*
Bankookie by Depurified May 18, 2008
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