1. when a person wanks off into a cup then adds it as an ingredient to a batch of cookies. later those cookies are given to those who oppose said person.
When you are a Blood and are trying to ask for some cookies, and can’t use the word “C”, because that’s on some switching up shit, we ain’t about that Crip shit, B.
Him: Mom said what you want from the store?
Blood: Bhocolate Bhip Bookies
A humor-porn parody of bukake, wherein the victim is surrounded by dickerdoodles or other phallic foods, then shot in the face with frosting, cream, etc. Framed bucookie photos make a great gift for mom!
"Each year you guys impress me with your depravity. Last year saw the invention of the "bucookie" genre, a frosting fantasy that was played out in many a submission." - Gabe of Penny Arcade
Dude 1: Momma said whatchu you want?
Dude 2: Uhh...some uhh...some bhocolate bhip bookies Dude 1: He said he want some chocolate chi-
Dude 2: I SAID SOME BHOCOLATE BHIP BOOKIES BLOOD! WHY YOU KEEP PLAYIN WIT ME BLOOD?