Any wafer, slice of bread, cookie, muffin or other edible object used to deposit semen on during male group masturbation, to be consumed bt the last male to ejaculate
Dave got to eat the bukookie last night after the eight of us shot our loads on it. Lucky guy!
A humor-porn parody of bukake, wherein the victim is surrounded by dickerdoodles or other phallic foods, then shot in the face with frosting, cream, etc. Framed bucookie photos make a great gift for mom!
"Each year you guys impress me with your depravity. Last year saw the invention of the "bucookie" genre, a frosting fantasy that was played out in many a submission." - Gabe of Penny Arcade
1. when a person wanks off into a cup then adds it as an ingredient to a batch of cookies. later those cookies are given to those who oppose said person.
1. "i hate those guys. i made some bucookies and im going to offer them some at lunchtime"
1. The cookie that a group of (usually straight) men ejaculate onto. The last guy to blow his load MUST eat the cookie. This usually results in embarassment for the cookie eater while the other guys laugh at him and bag him for being gay.
2. The cookie used in the act of bukkake with the cookie replacing the position of female. The cookie is most often chocolate chip and must be eaten by the final ejaculator.
3. The cookie used as a replacement for a biscuit in a bukkake game.
(Origin 2010: bukkake + cookie)
1. I can't believe Jim actually ate that bukkookie, what a fag!
2. Fuck you guys, I'm not touching that bukkookie!
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*