Any wafer, slice of bread, cookie, muffin or other edible object used to deposit semen on during male group masturbation, to be consumed bt the last male to ejaculate
Dave got to eat the bukookie last night after the eight of us shot our loads on it. Lucky guy!
A humor-porn parody of bukake, wherein the victim is surrounded by dickerdoodles or other phallic foods, then shot in the face with frosting, cream, etc. Framed bucookie photos make a great gift for mom!
"Each year you guys impress me with your depravity. Last year saw the invention of the "bucookie" genre, a frosting fantasy that was played out in many a submission." - Gabe of Penny Arcade
1. when a person wanks off into a cup then adds it as an ingredient to a batch of cookies. later those cookies are given to those who oppose said person.
1. "i hate those guys. i made some bucookies and im going to offer them some at lunch time"
1. The cookie that a group of (usually straight) men ejaculate onto. The last guy to blow his load MUST eat the cookie. This usually results in embarassment for the cookie eater while the other guys laugh at him and bag him for being gay.
2. The cookie used in the act of bukkake with the cookie replacing the position of female. The cookie is most often chocolate chip and must be eaten by the final ejaculator.
3. The cookie used as a replacement for a biscuit in a bukkake game.
(Origin 2010: bukkake + cookie)
1. I can't believe Jim actually ate that bukkookie, what a fag!
2. Fuck you guys, I'm not touching that bukkookie!
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.