buigger

a bug that thinks it's gangster because it steals other people's food and acts black

I'm a buigger I'm stealing yo food

by Boo90 April 26, 2022

Go to buggery

1. A lighthearted and humorous alternative to either "Get fucked" or "Go to hell". Literally, "Leave now, and sometime in the near future find and participate in an act of sodomy."
2. To enter an unfavorable situation.

"You don't like it? Go to buggery."

by zmp February 10, 2005

briggers

A slur created solely for the purpose of hating the british

Person 1: Bro did you see that British people over there?
Person 2: Don't you mean that dirty ass briggers?

by briggerhater122 March 17, 2022

Buggerance Factor

This phrase is derived from the English slang word buggerance meaning something annoying, an untimely interruption or anything else that interferes with the smooth progress of work. It is used a lot in project management where it became necessary to allow additional time for these unforeseen and unforeseeable events. Where it was not possible to allow this time against a particular element of the project, a non-specific increase in time was allowed to cover these eventualities, this became known as the Buggerance Factor.

The Buggerance Factor is there to cover the extra time needed to rectify those things, which never ever go wrong, but invariably do if you fail to allow for them. It is usually added because of a sixth sense on the part of the project manager that something unexpected is going to happen and is the factor that allows for the law of project management that states Parkinson, Murphy and Sod are alive and well and working on your project. See also Malcolm’s Law.

That Heale Malcolm has managed to wangle his way on to the next project!

That fuckwit! We'd better increase the buggerance factor in that case.

by AKACroatalin February 28, 2019

Bugger King

A fast food chain where you can get fucked in the ass while enjoying a flamebroiled burger

Have you checked out Bugger King? You can get meat in both holes there!

by bácón January 17, 2022

bigger dick foreign policy theory

First proposed by George Carlin following the initiation of the Persian Gulf War in 1991; the bigger dick foreign policy theory theorizes the justification of war (or conflict in general) being based solely on the size of the aggressor's penis in comparison to the penis size of the defender. Generally, the aggressor possesses a smaller penis in comparison to the defender, and so feels compelled to attack/invade/conquer the defender in order to feel better and prove to others that he is the superior of the two, despite his smaller penis size.

When used to explain war justification, it also explains the visual similarity between rockets, bombs, and bullets, and features they share with phallic imagery, as "the need to project the penis into other peoples' affairs", and is thought to be the origin of the phrase "fucking with people".

The bigger dick foreign policy theory is usually born out of, and is very often related to, dick fear.

"You don't have to be a historian or a political scientist to see bigger dick foreign policy theory at work. It sounds like this: 'What, they have bigger dicks?! Bomb them!'"

by iAmJimmyHoffa January 25, 2014

Bugger all

Sometimes hyphenated. A British expression meaning "nothing."

I know precisely bugger all about nuclear thermodynamics.

by Anonymous May 14, 2003