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buckmuck

A buckmuck is them morning after poo from the previous nites bottle of buckfast (see definition of buckfast and buckie). It is often an extemely traumatic experience but is always neccessary. Having consumed over 400 bottles of buckfast personally, I have yet to recall even one instance where a buckmuck was not required the following morning (on rare occasions,they may be required even before the bottle has been fully consumed). They are usually black as the ace of spades and should only be taken with a window wide open.
"were you drinking buckfast last nite"

"oh yea, I had a serious buckmuck this morning. Black as coal they were"
by Gucks November 21, 2006
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buckbuckbuck consciousness

A term coined by a woman living in a seaside town in California where she realized that listening to the neighborhood chickens was a great way to meditate.
I begin each day attuning myself to the chickens as they make their wonderful sounds and so I call my resulting happiness buckbuckbuck consciousness!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2021
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Buckfucking

The act of having sex anywhere at a local Starbucks.
Friend: "Dude, Mike and Traci were totally having sex in the Starbucks bathroom!"

Me: "You mean they were Buckfucking?"
by CodeJefe June 19, 2011
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bucknuckle

1: When your package shows through your pants meaning 1) your pants are too tight 2) your balls are too big 3) all of the above

2: The male version of a Camel Toe
Dude! Jesse's got a Bucknuckle
by Jesse James Mauck February 2, 2006
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Bucknuckle

1)huge bulge in your pants

or

2)a word used to decribe a retarted person who doesnt know what it means
1) wow, nice bucknuckle!

2) leslie, ur such a bucknuckle!
by spoogler September 22, 2006
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buckfuck

A type of discount prostitution where the price is only a dollar.
That slut over there's a buckfuck.
by o-lol-o May 5, 2010
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east buckfuck

out of the way location. far off place. distant unknow location.
You want me to drive to east buckfuck for that!
That guy lives in east buckfuck.
by hvnwing June 26, 2009
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